**Things you vowed you’d buy when you were a grown-up
VACATION, all I ever wanted. VACATION, had to get away. **
Bathroom Laws: Why Now?
Peer pressure among women to not take a long time in the restroom
Does anyone else have to deal with snark about what you eat for lunch every day?
cockroaches vs spiders, which is more disgusting to you?
Just don’t eat them at your desk and I’ll refrain from snarking.
Explain this weird computer behaviour (screen goes blank when user stands up)
Quake strikes Southern California
Just after a butterfly flaps its wings in Ecuador…
**Torture doesn’t work
Does terrorism “work?”
Is Hillary Clinton being criminally investigated?
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Yes, but torture and terrorism doesn’t work with her. She’s one tough cookie!
** Serious Hikers I have a question
Could I legally walk around in my underwear in public?**
Oh, the things I have seen on the Appalachian Trail…:eek:
Whether Mexico could even be coerced into paying for a wall or not
Does terrorism "work?"
Good question. Let’s send Trump and his supporters in as a suicide bombers and see what happens.
**Baby on your doorstep, what do you do?
Does this count as littering? **
Somebody set off a bomb in a Target Womens’ Room
You know what, Microsoft? Fuck you. That’s what.
Hey, if Target refuses to upgrade to Windows 10 they’ve got to face the consequences. :mad:
Moving Earth out of orbit
Help understanding quantum cat states and artificial atoms
Theoretically, you can move Earth out of its orbit using a very powerful Infinite Improbability drive.
The Infinite Improbability Drive is a wonderful new method of crossing vast interstellar distances in a mere nothingth of a second, without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace.
The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood—and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess’s undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the Theory of Indeterminacy.
Many respectable physicists said that they weren’t going to stand for this—partly because it was a debasement of science, but mostly because they didn’t get invited to those sort of parties.
Also, moving Earth out of its orbit may be considered unethical by some. It would, however, have provided a more happy solution to its unfortunate location vis-à-vis the new hyperspace bypass.
What Are Humans Good At Compared To Other Animals
Moving Earth out of orbit
*bracketed add-on to 1st thread title deleted, to suit needs of Sequential Threads.
what are you smiling about-?
Cool art
I’ve been enjoying my scrambled eggs wrong.
Is NY style pizza supposed to be like this?
Help for chronically misplacing things?
Baby on your doorstep, what do you do?
** Could I legally walk around in my underwear in public?
A question on involuntary defecation (TMI)**
This is why I don’t go downtown anymore. 
**Know what? FUCK your thoughts and prayers
Fuck Amazon and USPS
Microsoft and LinkedIn
You know what, Microsoft? Fuck you. That’s what. **
So much anger…
What Is ‘70% of Our Immune System’ DOING in Our Digestive Track?
Removing super-stubborn stains from glassware
Help for chronically misplacing things?
What are your thoughts about car non-keys?
I used to have car keys. I liked it better that way. I’m also not too crazy about my non-glasses and my non-pen.
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Are SWAT members always suited up as SWAT?
Could I legally walk around in my underwear in public?**
I image SWAT members cannot walk around in their underwear when on duty.
billions of ancestors
Chronic burping
Wait 'til they get to the beans.
Summertime! And the sequential threads are easy
The coughing, sneezing, wheezing MMP
Good thing it ain’t the wintertime.
Things you vowed you’d buy when you were a grown-up
Positive Gun News of the Day
… I don’t have to buy the kind that goes “bang”, do I? But I wouldn’t mind a watergun.