**That’s not a comedy act. It’s a religion! (SF story ID)
Let’s start a new cult **
Based on old Robin Williams routines.
**Cure what ails me with 1 magic ingredient!
Road Trip! - An Automotive MMP **
Sometimes you just gotta get outdoors.
** John W. Cambell and his Los Alamos Subscribers
Would they still be superheroes in real life?**
Are they superheroes now?
What is the last thing you complained about?
I Don’t Want Long, Feminine Eyelashes.
You must lead an uneventful life.
** 2016 exercise and diet/healthy eating thread
I Don’t Want Long, Feminine Eyelashes.**
Well, then stop eating all that goddamned soy. :mad:
**Your sex toy may be spying on you!
What Did You Eat Out Of The Garden Today?
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…if you know what I mean.
**What will be Trump’s conditions for the debates?
A rational (fact-based) discussion on Trump v Clinton **
Yeah, right.
**Alternative History, WWII, Iwo Jima
Why would a duck attack a chicken? **
Dude, it’s your alternative history. You tell me.
** Why would a duck attack a chicken?
Is consent sufficient for sexual activity to be ethical?**
**Jesus was baptised by John the Baptist, what did that do?
Prevent World War I **
Maybe postponed it for almost 1900 years, but it did happen eventually.
** This is the Gazpacho they serve when you arrive in Paradise
chlorine dropped in a barrel **
GROSS OUT!
** Your sex toy may be spying on you!
I’ve been unfaithful…**
Uh-oh.
**How do gymnasts avoid wedgies and cameltoe?
Gymnastics on the Moon
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They still get them but no one can see it.
Olympic sports you would like to see added…
Shooting and Bombing in Pakistan
It’s the Die-athalon.
** What Did You Eat Out Of The Garden Today?
What is the last thing you complained about?**
What are the weird black blobs in this zucchi
Looking for Investment Ideas
Those men who can +++ their own +++
Say, Doc, can you help me develop my own portfolio?
**Why Is Melissa McCarthy The Most Important Human on the Planet?
What’s happened to John McLaughlin? **
PC freezes
What’s in a/c water?
Because I can’t use the PC when the a/c is on. 
** Things NOT to say during sex
Hot or not**
What’s wrong with that?
** Your sex toy may be spying on you!
Olympic sports you would like to see added…**
Now that you mention it, there are ways to make beach volleyball lots more exciting. 