**I think my marriage is falling apart
My wife’s going to get me arrested
**
mmm
Courtesy of New Posts (this one is too easy, though):
**Random Star Trek Quotes
Capt Kirk wore green not yellow/gold!!! **
What uncommon food items have you had?
What’s happened to John McLaughlin?
Haven’t seen him. (burp)
What are atheist funerals like?
Malia Obama at Lollapalooza
Sounds like fun! 
What are some of Trump’s best words?
Is it illegal for a business in bankruptcy to en masse forgive client debts?
** I Don’t Get and Am Sick of Trans-Stuff
Do you send food back?
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Especially stuff with trans-fats?
**Cicada noise and human tolerance of it
If I don’t make it, send this letter to my wife. **
Have you tried earplugs?
**Would they still be superheroes in real life?
Kill off your favourite Superhero **
Not anymore
** Today 03:38 PM
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Shut Up BigTard!!
Every time Trump opens his mouth, someone writes a story about him **
Isn’t Trump the BigTurd?
Are souls fireproof.
Solar & Wind Power Naive, Impratical “Feel Good” Solution to Energy Problems
What we need to do is harness the power of hell.
** I think my marriage is falling apart
Always listen to the sacred chickens
My wife’s going to get me arrested**
Didn’t listen to the chickens, didja? :mad:
Who would win in a fight…
Those men who can +++ their own +++
** What would composer from centuries ago think about modern music?
Kinks a sgood as the beatles?
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They’d win in roosterfighting.
** I Don’t Get and Am Sick of Trans-Stuff
It’s always a fucking Pit Bull**
Great, unexpected, live musical collaborations
In retrospect, which is better: X-Files or Buffy?
“You wanna tell me, Scully, how a teenage girl defeated three vampires?”
“Vampires, Mulder? Really?”
**Why should religion be free to discriminate?
Could “Aliens” be God’s Angels?
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They could be except God discriminates against aliens!
**Help settle a massive debate regarding what the best meal of all time is.
This is the Gazpacho they serve when you arrive in Paradise **
I guess it’s probably that, then.
Nobody likes slobs in the MMP!!
Omaha dad finds pot brownies, eats 4 of them, says mean things to cat
Sir, you’re going to have to leave the MMP.
** Traveling to Italy- what do I need to know?
Those men who can +++ their own +++ **
Problem is, even if you speak Italian the conversations are kind of one-sided.