**Things are there, then they aren’t, then they are
To whoever misplaced three 747’s, please claim them at the KLIA lost and found counter **
** Bunions-a baby bunion maybe?
Helping a 10-week-old infant (and parents) sleep at night**
Not sure if giving the baby bunions will make for a restful night, but I guess you could give it a whirl.
** Breasts are just for feeding babies?
How do men carry their glasses around?**
Well, you can balance them on your…ah, never mind. :o
**Wassa matta for me? Hey, wassa matta for you?
Mr. Carlin (Jack Riley) has died
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**Thanks for the bacon and steak, dad. Here. I brought you a mouse.
One of those “die happy” experiences… **
Good kitty! I’m so proud.
Traveling to Italy- what do I need to know?
Breasts are just for feeding babies?
Yes, the Italians are very straitlaced people. Remember, no ogling or whistling. And butts are for sitting.
Tingling Hands After Exhale
okay, I’m going back to counting calories
**One of those “die happy” experiences…
WTF is it with Florida and face-eating? **
** Embarrassing smooch accidents: Kisses gone wrong!
WTF is it with Florida and face-eating?**
Giving to homeless people when your friends/family disapprove
Positive Gun News of the Day
I don’t know why you disapproved of me giving a bunch of homeless people some lead. Now there are fewer homeless people.
**Khadaji’s Whatcha Readin’ thread - August 2016 edition
Brushing up on my Shakespeare **
** Salvation army… Five years down the drain
Do you send food back?**
You’d think the soup kitchen would get it right after all that time. :mad:
**Ubering for 6 months – a summary
WTF is it with Florida and face-eating? **
I found Hostess Zingers!!!
Will we see the end of athletic world records?
Well, yes, if you eat enough Zingers.
**Your teenager tells you they want to change gender. How do you respond?
Do you like getting all dressed up?
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**WTF is it with Florida and face-eating?
Nobody likes slobs in the MMP!!**
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Your sex toy may be spying on you!
Highlander, AKA “The Flying Butt”
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** Another ridiculous early morning thought.
Your sex toy may be spying on you!
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** Steak Tartare
Poll: Is this chicken salad?
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No
Not even if a majority of those polled say it is.
** how do I kill ants inside my garage wall?
What I have learned from the Dope **
Yup. 14,346 hours shot to hell over the last 16 years, but at least the ants are dead.
Ubering for 6 months – a summary
Going to Tahiti!
Wow! I hope the passenger gave you one helluva tip.