What do you say when silence falls over a group?
Do the Lebanese use toilet paper?
It’s a can’t miss conversation starter.
**Real Life Copies Mad cover
My dad runs a bestiality site **
I’m glad I never saw that issue.
** Cheap purchases that exceed your expectations
16 yo Teenage Boy Has Sex with Teacher, $6 Million Dollar Settlement **
That boy is really cheap
**What are you conceited about?
Toyota and unintended acceleration **
My car goes from zero to sixty in 2.7 seconds! (Whether I want it to or not.)
Why should religion be free to discriminate?
Slut Shaming
And Jesus said unto them, Didst thou see what she was wearing? Verily, she was asking for it.
(This verse is why many Christian denominations won’t ordain female clergy to this very day.)
22-year-old wants to go to Europe, solo
What does [Hubba hubba! Meow!] mean? [facebook comment]
That he talks funny and has the wrong idea about Amsterdam?
The bees are holding my car hostage
Sex shouldn’t be so hard to get
So get a room. You’re too old for sex in the back seat of your car anyway.
** Training an older dog?
Republican is a slur?**
"Republican dog! G.O.P.!! (cowers)
**Why would landlords not want tenants who live on social security?
Chronic burping
**
Loud chronic burping.
** Why would landlords not want tenants who live on social security?
Chronic burping**
"BR-AAAAAAAP!" “Mr. Conklin, you’ve got to go!” :mad::mad:
Planning A Trip To Europe For Vacation-but Also To Meet A Woman
Sex shouldn’t be so hard to get
**How do you wash your car?
Training an older dog? **
You might have some success using one of those little ‘rag mop’ dogs as a wash rag, but training a dog, especially an older one, how to wash a car on its own is an exercise in futility. Ask me how I know.
** Poll: News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one?
Planning A Trip To Europe For Vacation-but Also To Meet A Woman**
You know, it’d be a lot cheaper if you just went to the drive-through.
** Do super/hyper cars need to go through destructive safety testing?
Did I kill my Subaru?
**
You have an inflated opinion of your Subaru.
A three-fer:
**Poll: News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one?
Sex shouldn’t be so hard to get
One of those “die happy” experiences…
**
** Poll: News: Guy has sex with McChicken sandwich. How much would I have to pay you to have sex with one?
Feel the Johnson.
**
** Best way to fight difficult constipation?
Poll: Another Alien Contact Hypothetical - Time Dilation**
Finally, a logical explanation for those alien “probes”.
**Sex shouldn’t be so hard to get
Journey to the center of the Earth **
I guess there are those who travel a long way for sex.
**One of those “die happy” experiences…
Feel the Johnson.
**
You mean the “little death”, right?
Fruit at last, Fruit at last, Thank God Almighty, We have Fruit at last!
Virtue! A fig! (Figgy recipes please!)
When you were a kid , what was your dream job?
Journey to the center of the Earth
Going to Tahiti!
One of those “die happy” experiences…