Santa feels the bite
In which a fat guy takes up running
I need to remind you… [Christmas 2016]
A Lake Dries Up. A Mine:
Chronic burping
What a bad palindrome!
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Lies, Damned Lies, and …
Going to Tahiti!**
**Gene Wilder has died
Poor Leslie Jones. **
We were all saddened, but I guess Leslie took it especially hard.
A work reference lied about me, could this be an issue?
The legal implications of a century-long absence
I think a reference saying that you didn’t miss any work is the least of your worries.
**“Pfffft”
Chronic burping **
Sounds like a bottom burp.
My friend’s band
Doctor Strange
I smell a lawsuit.
** Trying to find a good source for a particular type of shirt
Cannibal cows?**
“Sure. We got 'em. C’mere.”
** How would you have ended a TV series?
Worst final episodes **
I could do that.
**Clowns in woods trying to lure kids with money, residents say.
Feeding bugs to my girlfriend.**
Some kids would be more interested in the bugs.
** Chicken Eating People! Do you have a favorite breed?
Who would be the Voice of your Robot House?**
** So I smoked my first cigarette in 15 years…
The bees are holding my car hostage
The Technological Melt-down of the Piper Household has Begun**
Is Chevy Chase still around to star in the film version?
Best movie from terrible directors?
Doctor Strange
** Feeding your girlfriend some bugs
Positive Gun News of the Day **
On the positive side, it only took half a dozen rounds from my AK-47 to bring down that butterfly. On the other hand, there wasn’t a lot left to serve. 
**Did Hitler ever eat an Avocado? Need answer fastish (by friday)
Virtue! A fig! (Figgy recipes please!)
**
If he would have stuck to figs then we wouldn’t have had all that WW2 stuff :mad:
From a New Posts search:
**Missed paying a toll - what willl they do to us? **
**You are stuck in a time loop for 1000 years. How long do you prefer the loop & what do you do **
In which a fat guy takes up running
Nostalgic smells
Ah, yes… The aroma of sweaty fat guy.
Are we being tracked?
A taco truck on every corner
And they all say Fajitas By Ignacio.
**A taco truck on every corner.
It’s brand new! Annnd it’s broke. **
Fads come and go so easily.
This was on the SDMB main page and the thread title got interestingly cut off:
Ladies, would you mind…?
MLB. Do 1st and 3rd base…
Is this London Taxi Driver…
Killing animals for food
Crikey, mate, just stop for fish and chips.
In which a fat guy takes up running
When will they hire me!?
I used to use Fat Guys Running as movers, until they dropped my piano.