** 10 year old Cheddar
What Cuisine Do You Just Not Care For?
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**New England Dopefest
Watch evolution in action for 11 days **
Sounds exciting…
Hindering drive-by spammers
Offal
A row of spammers’ heads on pikes would be even more effective.
**You know how they say never flip anyone off because you never know who might pull a gun on you…
Losing Your First Parent (to Death, Not a In a Mall or Something) **
I told dad not to piss him off…
Awesome short moments in songs
Pon farr
I like “Naughty Naughty.” But not as much as “St Elmos Fire.”
**Fighter jet launching air to air missile on Passenger Plane - Expected Damage?
Zero Times Infinity.
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Well, that certainly narrows it down quite a bit.
**The dumbest marital argument ever.
I don’t like Nate Silver’s website **
** Craigslist “casual encounters”
How long is unreasonable to wait for sex in a dating relationship?**
Anything longer than 5 minutes and I’m on to the next ad.
Why does my dishwasher make noise when NOT running?
What’s wrong with my icemaker?
The answer to these and other chilling questions in Stephen King’s The Dark Tower: Rise Of The Kitchen Appliances. “Honey, there’s a terrible smell coming from the toaster oven and I can’t find the cat.” :eek:
Deep Thoughts by Dopers
Semi Deep Thought
Well, how about just some regular thoughts?
** Talk to me about the biggest Fart you ever blew.
How Did You Hear About the Internet?**
Well, there was this really loud noise…
**If it works in the Phillipins should Mexico try the same?
Killing animals for food
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That will probably work in Mexico, too
** Parachuting. Without a cell phone. Due to a miscalcultation you land on a building. Now what
Is the neologism “trepidacious” now a real word? Why wasn’t it before?**
Help, I miscalcultated and now I’m trepidacious about being up the feces canal without a padulet! Can anyone assort me?
What do you call a one-person sofa?
Isolation tank…
2 Trump Questions.
Mental health
Keep the suspension going…why?
Why can’t DC get it right
Executive meddling
Asked and answered.
God’s Database – What would you look up?
New England Dopefest
You’d have much better luck using Satan’s Database.
Talk to me about the biggest Fart you ever blew.
How long is unreasonable to wait for sex in a dating relationship?
You’ll be waiting a long, long time.
**Does anyone, ever, in real life…
Fake Live Recordings **
Yes, they have.
**Talk to me about the biggest Fart you ever blew.
Another “Am I the only one who?” thread
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**Real-life events that seem fictional
What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver?
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