Self abusers
Do you have any bumper stickers on your car? If so, what do they say?
Life is FAPulous
I am NOT an alcoholic!
Oh, wait. I am.
Trump 2016
When Should a Professional Person Call You Back?
How Long is Unreasonable to Wait in a Dating Relationship?
Just what kind of a professional are we talking about here? 
Ask the woman who had a BMI of 36, had gastric bypass surgery a year ago and is thrilled about it.
Women showing cleavage at work
** What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver?
Help Me Crowdsource Music For My Wedding
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“I’d like to, but I don’t know anything about Crowdsourcing; I drive a cab.”
** Self abusers
Tree experts?
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My penis is SO big…
“My post is my cite.”
** Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say
Weird Dreams, Anyone? **
Self abusers
Is it possible my dog knows her friend’s ashes?
What kind of self abuse was your friend into? :eek:
** Government agents posing as journalists-right or wrong?
Clowns, refugees, terrorists, bigotry, and fear.**
That explains the Daily Mail.
**Did NASA really ask Sally Ride this question?
Is that a machete?
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“Ahhh, I see you’ve played machety-spoony before.”
**Things you are shocked people don’t know
is this sentence correct?
This was fun, and I hope I made sense
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**One of those “die happy” experiences…
Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say
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I don’t think that’s what they mean by “die laughing”.
** Clowns, refugees, terrorists, bigotry, and fear
How dangerous are refugees?**
I’d rank them somewhere behind clowns and terrorists.
**Canadian Butt Smuggler - Gold Butt Nuggets
is this sentence correct?**
Not really.
**What did the aardvark say to the taxi driver?
My car just got towed/ repossessed. Help or experiences?? **
“Look, pal, it’s two-fifty, plus two bucks for each additional mile. Just tell me the address where you want to go.”
Weird Dreams, Anyone?
This is a weird week for me.
A bad night’s sleep has convinced me. . .
that this week and my dreams are weird
In the category of “not quite sequential, but beautifully matched”:
** If you jumped off a tall building, would you feel it when you hit the ground?
What’s the deal with Cody the screaming dog?**
Need a cheap rental car in Phoenix, AZ!
left groceries in the trunk for 2 hours
Yes, I imagine it will take a few days for the smell to air out.
**Canadian Butt Smuggler - Gold Butt Nuggets
$1,234,567,890
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That is, as someone remarked, a buttload of nuggets
Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say
$1,234,567,890
That might lure ME into the woods.