**Car Rental Advice needed-Israel
What happened to the wandering jews?
**
They have to take the train from the airport. :::d+r::::
**Convenience Store Names
I decided to use cash now for all purchases to save more money **
“We Only Take Cash” would be a great convenience store name.
Bomb Disposal (need answer fast!! j/k)
Why were the early Islamic armies so good?
Quick question about my zucchini
Do NOT go near the zucchini! And I don’t like the looks of that falafel either. :eek:
MPSIMS:
**Any odd things happen to you that were actually true well then?
This never made sense to me when eating breakfast at a diner**
Or eating my afternoon snack while read the Dope.
What would you like to experience?
Being friends with a Trump supporter
** Questions for classical (byzantine) scholars
Is American Express accepted as well as Visa & MC?**
Hypothetical: Proving Aliens Gave One a Vasectomy
Do senators actually read their emails?
I’m beginning to understand why they don’t read their emails.
Incest laws are an example of “Big Government”.
may cost the company upwards of $1 billion
(That second one was from a spammer and will probably be disappeared real soon, so don’t be surprised if you can’t find it.)
Killing animals for food
Bacon on this date in the MM
Weirdest conversation starters
Keep a Word, Delete a Word
** Sleeping together for the first time
Should the hotel have charged me for this?
**
Hotelkeepers since Thenardier have been charging you extra for everything.
What is your worst experience with alcohol/drugs?
Calling out the wrong name, and the consequences
**What would you like to experience?
Sleeping together for the first time **
Well, you asked and I answered
**Would you vote to convict?
Being friends with a Trump supporter **
Has Hillary made that a crime?
** Hypothetical civilian helping LEO by using lethal force
What is this uniform or costume I found at Goodwill?**
Wonder Woman. But I don’t remember her carrying an Uzi.
What is he Donovan singing about?
The Jaws Monologue
**Don’t trust someone who doesn’t drink
How to urinate while skydiving without getting wet?
**
I trust skydivers!
**Don’t trust someone who doesn’t drink
Religious statues - why?
**
Finally, an explanation for the Drunk Jesus statue in front of the church on the corner.
** What are you currently thinking about
Bimbo Race in Panama
**
Great! Now I can’t think of anything else.
**What are you currently thinking about
Omega Fish Oil Pills, dammnit **
Took my mind right off the Bimbo Race. 
What would you like to experience?
Use of the N-word internationally
Ain’t gonna happen