** Periodically, all food becomes repulsive. Also, shaking occurs.
Why is “Oriental” Offensive, when “Asian” is not?
What are your thoughts on vore?
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It doesn’t matter what you call them: I’d shake too if they wanted to eat me.
**New law: As of today every adult must legally change his or her first name. My new name is…
Omega Fish Oil Pills, dammnit
**
** Question for rock/mineral collectors and other geo-type dopers
Why do people choose to use revolvers?**
The pickax was taking too long.
** What are your thoughts on vore?
Being friends with a Trump supporter**
Yeah, Trump supporters make me want to puke.
**What are you currently thinking about
Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say
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No wonder. It’s all over the news
** No thread on “Bull” yet? Michael Weatherly vehicle
Is Batman Singing In Tagalog? And Can Anybody Translate?
NCIS without Tony **
Yes, Batman is singing a ballad about the acting career of Michael Weatherly. In Tagalog. Talk about being prepared.
That image has me laughing so hard I’m crying.
**Stranded/destitute in Phoenix
What are your thoughts on vore?
**
I hear it’s a cheap source of calories.
This never made sense to me when eating breakfast at a diner
Omega Fish Oil Pills, dammnit
They’re a lunch item, dammit!
**What are your thoughts on vore?
Why would eating healthier mess up your menstrual cycle? **
Uhhhhhh…
**What is the single most influential book you have read?
Who IS that cool cat in the hat?
**
Pet rabbits: what are they good for?
Omega Fish Oil Pills, dammnit
Wouldn’t that technically be Omega Rabbit Oil Pills?
**Ridiculous Hypotheticals
Clowns in woods try to lure children with money, residents say **
That’s a ridiculous hypothetical and would never happen.
** About Trump (non-pit thread)
Would you vote to convict?**
Jeez, can we at least wait until his tax returns become public?
My most influential book was “Bartholomew and the Oobleck”.
** When is the last time someone died protecting the President?
Are Reuben sandwiches kosher?**
“Two Secret Service agents were severely inconvenienced today when they stepped between President Bernie Sanders and a terrorist brandishing a Reuben. The man was later found to have an arsenal of forbidden foods, including a lobster, two clam rolls and a pulled pork sandwich.”
Ridiculous Hypotheticals
If you had a time machine, where would you go?
When. To when would you go?
** If you had a time machine , where would you go?
NJ Transit train Silver Streaks into Hoboken **
Looks like NJ Transit’s first efforts at time travel did not go well.
** The reviews are coming in!
Saltine cracker comparisons
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** Demonology- Are there demons who do whatever they want? Bad and good?
Is Fox News really all that bad?**
**Unusual things that irritated you as a child
Worldwide destruction predicted for September 30th. **
They couldn’t make it a month earlier so I don’t have to go back to school?
**Being friends with a Trump supporter
Are you a lights-on person or a lights-off person? **
Even if Trump supporters have the lights on, nobody’s home.