Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

What is your mood when you wake up in the morning?
Most offensive t-shirt?

Yeah, if my mood when I wake up in the morning were put into words, it would make a pretty offensive T-shirt.

Poll: What drugs have you tried (Multi-page thread 1 2 3)

  • How do you do the Dope? *
    Told you the poll should have been made private! Now I have to babysit a bunch of mushroom noobs.

**The only wedding website I ever liked is gone! Suggestions?
Seriously, don’t kill yourself **

Whoa - Swine flu again?
Get your zombie survival training here.

And all this time the fear-mongers were right.

*Court finds in favor of what we all already new
ralph124c, could you please spellcheck your titles already?
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(The above thread not started by ralph.)

**150,000 condoms to be handed out at the Olympics
I Need a Sniglet **

May I suggest “Condominion?”

Rejected by eHarmony?
New username

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

** Nude swimming lessons at the Y?!
Build-A-Kid Inc.**

Whoa, is that the new Sandusky charity?

**Nude swimming lessons at the Y?! **
**Flip flopper supreme **

Apparently, the water’s not cold.

Can an actor become the character he is playing ( within reason)
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Divorcing

I guess not.

**Non-Parent Dopers: Do You Have Baby Names Picked Out?
Build-A-Kid Inc. **

Hopefully, it’s not “This Years Model.”

**AMA: Former Walt Disney World Character Performer

Logistics of celebs visiting Disney
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Some simple carpentry questions
How Long Does It Take to Die from Burning at the Stake?

Depends on what wood you use.

** I had that dream again

My AC says it isn’t working.

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Was the Brave Little Toaster in your dream, too?

**Please help me choose my free winter side dish at the deli.
Clementines!
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Asked and answered.

** Woman swallows table knife.
Weight Loss Support Thread [edited title]**

You go girl!

**Where do the FLDS get their money

Fucking Ticketmaster!
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Who needs tithes when you have prositution?

** How Do I MURDER a Credit Card?
Another legal question spawned by a movie**

Probably starring Will Ferrell or Adam Sandler.

How To Stop Evil Co-Worker
Searching on Facebook

Put a virus on his computer? Take some scissors to his LAN cable? Superglue his keyboard? Don’t tell him your real name?

**If you were arrested for a high-profile crime, what about you would the media have a field day with?
-Found Out I Sleepwalk - Anyone Else? **

On the plus side, it can only help the defense!