What’s on your Fucket List?
Fuck you AT&T, Fuck you landlord
**What could we add to “The Hobbit” to make it FOUR movies?
Tell me about your pickle
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Well, it is small and furry, but I’m not sure if it’s enough to carry a whole movie.
**Dinner tonight is…
Pineapple - does anyone not like it? **
Well, I like pineapple fine, as a snack or something. If you eat enough of it for a whole meal, though, those enzymes can tear up your mouth pretty fierce.
**-Google Fiber just announced their pricing and plans
-Don’t piss off the guy with the very large tractor.
-Don’t push me cos I’m close to the edge. **
I said, don’t push me!! JUST GIMME MAH BANDWIDTH!
If You Oppose SSM, How Will You Feel When It’s Allowed?
When did you last tread in shit?
“Yup, I’ll feel like I just got something nasty on my shoe”
Critieria for a Utopia
Washing fruits and vegetables
“In this marvelous land are many wonders, more than can be described here. Behold, the people of this land even have fruits and vegetables which are clean and not covered with dirt.”
**Disney vacation with a 4-and-a-half year old
Experiences with morphine **
You’ll be needing a lot of it. Slipping the kid some will help, too.
**Baseball Trip 2012; New York/New England – What to see and do?
Terminally Ill Teens and Sex **
Interesting ideas. I was maybe thinking something more baseball-related, though.
** You’re an adult male being attacked in a bar - Your last fight was in Jr High - What do you do?
Would you want a robotic pet cat or dog?**
Sic 'em, WonderBeast 2.0!
I found a porn DVD someone dropped on the bus
Nessie finally caught on camera?
Let’s see… “Lezzie Nessie”! Wow, how did you guess that?
Trans-Atlantic flight with a 15 month old
What drugs have you tried
Some Xanax in their bottle seems to shut them up.
Dinner tonight is…
Should I try Vegemite?
**What if: Nazi Germany invaded Great Britain.
Is this a victory for Bullies? **
Mr. Romney, just what in the fuck ARE you responsible for?
Fucking Ticketmaster!
Well, at least we have someone taking care of that, then.
**I found a porn DVD someone dropped on the bus
Gay Pride Comes to Vietnam! **
Hey, i think I’ve seen that one.
I paid $4.00 for a bottle of something that smells exactly like pee.
Happy Birthday, President Obama!
I wondered why he was all alone on the podium…
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Stuff that took you too long to realize **
**Do men really think women pee out their vagina? **
Emotionless Math Teachers
Have You Ever Boycotted Products/Stores You Really LIKED?
We don’t really like anything, doofus, we’re emotionless.
Oh yum! How have I made it 42 years without tasting the deliciousness of
Feeding a stray cat
Yep, leave out olive oil for them and their meat is perfectly marbled when you catch 'em!
Can a municipality (in the USA) legally ban Hooters?
what’s the deal with antlers?
Voluptuous young women with antlers serving food? Not in my community, mister!