Monty Python non sequitur thread
Asperger’s: What it’s like
Your Asperger’s, it’s a goer, right? Been around the block?
**Aside from humanoid, what shape would otherworldly sentient life likely have?
Emotionless Math Teachers **
I’ve certainly had some that were clearly aliens.
**If You Oppose SSM, How Will You Feel When It’s Allowed?
Homophobic and Damned Ashamed of It
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** What are the worst songs?
Jingles all the way **
**Which is the real Universal Life Church?
Dolls, monkeys, and a frog
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**Things that annoy you as an aspergery personality
Asperger’s: What it’s like
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** Liquid Nitrogen And Duct Tape - Who Knew?
Lazy wet MMP
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** It seems ridiculous to me that after being on this planet for over two decades I still can’t drink…
Oh dopers! Why are you so pedantic?
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** Screw with history for fun & mischief. One rule: no killing.
What do present day Germans think about the Holocaust?**
“Ve vould love to screw around with the Holocaust, but you haff taken all the fun out of it!”
My wife died tonight
Liquid Nitrogen And Duct Tape - Who Knew?
Oops.
** What the hell is up with the smacking while eating?
Poll: Will US bombs fall on Iran soon?**
Absolutely. Sponsoring terrorism, building atomic weapons, no big deal. But noisy kebab-eating cannot be tolerated. :mad:
**We set the date!! I’m getting married!
My wife died tonight **
That was quick.
Tips on how to stop a ‘face eater’?
Checking my bottom?
If a ‘face eater’ can’t tell the difference between your face and your bottom, one of you has a problem.
How have you explained death to a toddler?
Bizzar plumbing issue.
“Grandma fell into the bowl and was sucked down a pipe, and now she’s sailing the oceans on a pirate ship. No, really.”
** Aside from humanoid, what shape would otherworldly sentient life likely have?
Really hot girls who work at really crappy jobs**
“bzzzt11!1!1!zorp!! I mean, welcome to McDonald’s.”
** Were there New World diseases that killed the explorers/conquerors?
Need the help of an amateur entomologist!**
Moving to Texas, I see.
**Lazy wet MMP
Condensation
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** Looks like another mass shooting
We need more interviews like this.**
That’s one way to narrow the applicant pool.
**Let’s predict what the Curiosity rover will discover on Mars
Hilarious photos of Gymnast’s giving everyone the stink eye. **
** My cat has pimples? What is this?
Do you volunteer your dog? What’s it like?**
Does your guinea pig lose its flavor? On the bedpost overnight?
Boner-killers in amateur porn
Butter: generic vs high-end brand
I HATE it when the stick of lube says [BUTTER]! Takes me right out of the moment.
What to do in and around Northern California?
Yesterday I Restrung My Ukulele
What can I say, it’s not the most happening place.