**Just got job at gay bar. Anything to expect?
Yesterday I Restrung My Ukulele
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If you know what I mean.
** Lion vs Bear who has won more in the past?
Artistically-Inclined Dopers…**
My money’s still on the lion or the bear.
**Why do people miss the Fs in this sentence?
100m sprinters upper body
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When you see it, you’ll shift bricks.
** “Can I pet your dog?” No.
Driving cross-country with a cat
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Won’t let me pet your dog, eh? I’ll show YOU
Most Effective Movie Speeches
McDonald’s may expand breakfast hours
“And the winner is…Michael Douglas’ character from Falling Down!”
When will the new mars rover start doing interesting things?
Naming New Critters
I hate to break this to you, but whatever you’ve been hearing about searching for life on Mars, it may have been overstated.
** Let’s predict what the Curiosity rover will discover on Mars
My Indomitable Cowlick
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** Electronic birds
Feeding a stray cat **
And for dessert it ate the mouse.
How many members have to die before the SDMB admins ask you to be a mod?
What would you guess 6000 rounds of ammunition weighs?
(Am I going to Hell for this one?)
Everybody has a topic they can bore people to death talking about…
How many members have to die before the SDMB admins ask you to be a mod?
I don’t know, but I’ll keep going on about Norwegian cuisine for as long as it takes.
OK, now I actually got around to reading that first thread, and the first post starts:
:eek:
I’m a bit worried now…
** Please help! I am beyond terrified. There is a mouse in my apt.
Fastest way to lose fat**
I don’t think you burn much fat standing on the dresser.
Stuff that took you too long to realize
I don’t care about the Olympics
And now I’ve watched the whole thing.
OK, what IS this gurgle in my throat?
Toilet-paper klingons: is this really a problem???
Now where’s that barf smiley?
How many members have to die before the SDMB admins ask you to be a mod?
Would you be a reasonable suspect in anyone’s murder?
Let’s predict what the Curiosity rover will discover on Mars
Bright and Shiny!
Bright and shiny what?
What is the perfect first question to strangers?
If You Oppose SSM, How Will You Feel When It’s Allowed?
Should Obama Revive the NRA?
What is your favorite cologne or perfume?
Do men really think women pee out their vagina?
From that list, I guess I’d have to go with #3.
What is a button?
The nightmare next door
Don’t…push…the button!
Just got job at gay bar. Anything to expect?
Olfactory memories
OK, we’re getting into TMI territory here.
Separated by two:
**“I’m a Marvel…and I’m a DC”
How do you have any clue where to start on comic books?
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Separated by one, but definitely worth it:
**Poll: Has anyone ever been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
Knowledge that could drive people insane–possible? Real (or fictional) examples?
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Looks like it already has.