Knowledge that could drive people insane–possible? Real (or fictional) examples?
Trump and Obama’s College Transcripts
So that’s what drove Trump over the edge. “Obama got a B in English composition! Aieeeee!”
**What to do with all this chicken?
A seven-foot Lego model of Serenity
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Great model! But what’s that smell?
**A platonic date you wish weren’t
Lion vs Tiger **
'Cause I really want a pet liger.
**Nude Man Covered In Crisco Seeking Friends
After nearly 9 years, I’ve met the neighbour. **
And now I kinda wish I hadn’t.
**Men - You catch a woman masturbating - What do you do?
“Can I pet your dog?” No. **
“Can I stroke your lizard?” No.
“Can I play with your pussy?” Yeah, that was it!
What is the perfect first question to strangers?
Why has bathing become something you must owne/rent property to enjoy?
“Are you saying I stink, buddy?” WHACK
**Men - You catch a woman masturbating - What do you do?
A platonic date you wish weren’t
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“Ummm – can I help you with that?”
“No, I’d rather we kept this on a Platonic level. I’ll be through in a moment.”
**Is “Sorry, no” an impolite answer?
A platonic date you wish weren’t
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** For Women: You know you’re getting old when…
Oh, good Lord. A “pwincess pwecious” just moved into our department.
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My local theater caught a guy with weapons
Nude Man Covered In Crisco Seeking Friends
Yeah, you don’t expect that at a showing of Toy Story 3.
And shouldn’t that be “weapon”?
What’s with the Amish on the Greyhound?
Why do we want the apocalypse?
Connect the dots, people!
**Trying to Remember the Name of a Sci-Fi Book
Taco Oops **
Nah, wasn’t that. Decent title, though.
What’s the Best Way to Praise A Member?
Resolved: tomndebb is a poopy-head.
Hmmm, could be a tad more polite.
**Fathers being possessive of teenage girls, creepy?
Is “Sorry, no” an impolite answer?
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Yes! Everybody must agree with me, dammit!
**So, We Have New Cat (Pictures)
The universe peaks **
For Women: you know you’re getting old when…
I’m getting gray hair and beard, and I’m not even thirty
Ninja’ed! 
**Ragu- The spaghetti sauce for kids who have just watched their parents have sex
How many times a week do you guys eat spaghetti? **
Thankfully, not very often. I usually have mine with parmesan and brain bleach, though.
** What’s up with giant overstuffed burritos?
Suggest some vodka or gin cocktails for me to try
What’s up with giant overstuffed burritos?**
Please teach your parrot some new phrases.
**Stuff that took you too long to realize
What is a button? **
**Primary doctor died
A hypothetical. Includes zombies. **
So he can be a braaaiiin surgeon now?