Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

Fathers being possessive of teenage girls, creepy?
A platonic date you wish weren’t
Poll: First sexual experience
My girlfriend thinks I have social anxiety disorder

Is it just me, or has the dating scene gotten really …strange… lately?

** Kidney stone…what to do (need answers fast-ish).
Am I the only one who hates the way Facebook works? **

Post a photo of kidney stone on Facebook…wait for guy with lithotripsy machine to “like” it…yeah, that sucks.

** How do you know God’s voice?
Which is the real Universal Life Church?**

IT’S THIS ONE.

Well alrighty then.

**You have 1 date to woo your hollywood crush. You go…
Is “Sorry, no” an impolite answer? **

Hey, at least give me a chance to plan the date first, OK?

**Reassure me - red blotch in my vision after I woke
First sexual experience **

Tip: It’s not supposed to go in your eye.

** California-Legal AR 15 Question
Dryer suddenly died**

Very suddenly. :eek:

**What fraction of your sexual partners do you regret sleeping with?
Does the number thirteen bother you? How much? **

Culture Shock: Men play football better than women…
Cow tipping verdict?

Another male-dominated sport. Yowza!

** Ideas for lyrics T-shirt
TMI Alert!! But need advice on stopping blood**

This is the shirt to wear when dining out, if you want a table near the bathroom.

**What do you want?

Great Lakes rock hounds and artifact hunters

Sexy Bikini Romp Nets Fine for Vietnamese Carrier

This smells like a scam.

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**Mods/Admins, seriously stop…
Vaginal Lubrication? **

I knew they were up to no good.

**Primary doctor died
What do you want?
Vaginal Lubrication? **

**What Else Floats?

“Oh really?” “Are you sure?” “I didn’t know that” … JHC
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** Good presidential debate questions for Romney/Ryan

What do you want?
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** Jews in WW2 Draft?
Did Jesus die a Christian?**

Was this before or after the Battle of the Bulge?

** You have 1 date to woo your hollywood crush. You go…
What’s the population of Los Angeles? **

We’ll need to work on your small talk.

** Cinnamon Imp Is in Hospital
Don’t Ask Any Questions In Kalamazoo! [off-duty cop wishes he could carry a gun in Calgary]
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital**

“So, officer, do you use your gun a lot?” BLAM

**You have 1 date to woo your hollywood crush. You go…
Ask the (former) Bouncer
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Hey Mac! What did Jessica Alba drink when she used to go here?

**cockroaches vs spiders, which is more disgusting to you?
What about reverse mortgages?
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They’re pretty disgusting too.

**What’s the best part of your vacation?
Standardizing Batteries for Watches, Flashlights, and Other Consumer Electronics **

It’s so nice to spend some time on my hobby.

** Nantucket and Martha’s Vinyard Questions
How do you soothe a colicky baby?**

How about a dunk in the surf, followed by a fried clam basket?

Mmmm…