** Poll: What should I do with a captured raccoon?
A platonic date you wish weren’t
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Ooooh, you look so cute with that dark band across your eyes. Like a little thief.
**Gay Pride Comes to Vietnam!
Sexy Bikini Romp Nets Fine for Vietnamese Carrier
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**Pro-lifers: What would you do if you were in charge?
Screw weed, legalise crack and smack **
As long as they didn’t cause a miscarriage.
**What do you personally do to get people to like you?
Useless consumer products **
“Here–I got you a Salad Shooter[sup]TM[/sup]!”
What should I do with a captured raccoon?
What do you think, should I get a pixie cut?
That would be one heck of a weird looking raccoon.
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What about reverse mortgages?
The nightmare next door**
I take it the answer is “bad idea”.
What can I expect for my first Triathlon?
7 Days - Did it ever get any better?
That’s a little longer than most people take.
Daily Mail publishes new Penn State allegations.
Is Harry Reid a pederast? It seems the burden of proof is on him.
**Habaneros DO have a fruity flavor
Who’s Hot - and Who’s Not? **
**You have 1 date to woo your hollywood crush. You go…
Recommend some Breckenridge hiking trails
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** An ignorant question about Pearl Harbor
In a emergency, could a dog be used as a water filter?**
“Tora! Tora! Tora!” “All dogs report for emergency water filter duty, on the double!”
Funny, that wasn’t in the movie.
** How does a birth certificate prove one’s identity
Can this snake be identified**
No certificate, but check out the birth announcement in the Honolulu Times…
Why wont the US resolve issues?
God
Partisan gridlock is divinely ordained.
** How to rid down booties of foot odor
Aren’t embassies inviolate under international law? **
“We’re here to arrest the embassy staff for stinky booties.” “Diplomatic immunity!” BLAM
Maybe I’m overthinking it but that’s pretty funny.
“In an emergency, could a dog be used as a water filter?”
“Sure”
“Well, Pearl Harbor’s just been attacked. Get all the dogs down to the docks right away!”
“But, we have plenty of wa…”
“You said we can use them in an emergency, It IS an emergency!”
**What do you want?
senseless death
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When do you want it?
FUS ROH DAH!
Fairy Godmother: And what do you want for your second wish, Mr. Ludovic?
**What should I do with a captured raccoon?
Business trip to Brussels next week
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I don’t know… Do you really want a raccoon representing your company abroad? I’ve heard they don’t pick up on local customs that well.
I’m Sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a spider in my ear
Mutant Butterflies from Radiation from Fukushima in Japan
A damned Disney Movie!
**Gun based suicide Temple vs Mouth
Was Budd Dwyer factually guilty, innocent, or what? **
Whether he was or not, he made his opinion on the gun position clear.
**Do you volunteer your dog? What’s it like?
“Can I pet your dog?” No. **
Not the volunteering type, I take it.