** How to deal with unwanted gift of a cougar painting?
Poll: Cat Pictures vs. Porn: A pointless argument
Veterinarians: how serious is this? (cat)**
She was just an amateur cat model, posing for some art students one time…
What did Enron actually do, as a business?
birthdays
They had clowns and everything.
**What happens if I complain to a Fast Food place?
Meteorites falling on your head **
So don’t complain!
**If you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?
1 day in Pataluma with a 6 year-old
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** Gonna be a good day, Doper.
Gee, thanks for the nightmare, Dopers!**
Don’t blame us - you took the nap.
** Getting shocked by house wiring
Ever been cast as a corpse on any “Law & Order” episode?**
He’s known for his realistic portrayals.
**We got snow last night
Welcome, Canadians! **
** What could you do with a trillion dollars that you could NOT do with a billion dollars?
Are you counting on some form of inheritance from your parents or grandparents?**
It’s how Mitt Romney gets his kids to campaign for him.
How to deal with unwanted gift of a cougar painting?
I may actually go insane with anger
Whoa! Good thing it wasn’t dogs playing poker.
God
Did Jesus die a Christian?
The Little Jerk Converted To Hinduism At The Last Minute. You Wouldn’t Believe The Effort I Had To Put Into The Coverup.
Behold, the Trogloraptor!
There it is.
Yep. It’s a trogloraptor all right.
What are the bizarre things people say to you when you tell them what you do for a living?
I murdered my Kindle
Never, ever tell people you work in tech support.
What happens if I complain to a Fast Food place?
Cold Sores
**Are cats as pets becoming more 'Manly man" acceptable?
How to deal with unwanted gift of a cougar painting? **
It’s manlier than a picture of frolicking kittens, that’s for sure.
** Why do universities have memorial unions?
Towns with the name of Union
Where does “Rest in peace” come from?**
More evidence for the Harmonic Convergence.
“Last Post” on the front page sequential:
Medieval Lord Threatened by…
God
“Put any more words in my mouth and you’ll regret it, monkey boy.”
**I may actually go insane with anger
Why did my oven door blow open?!? **
Anger issues, much?
** Tony Scott dead of apparent suicide
Ever been cast as a corpse on any “Law & Order” episode? **
I wonder if Tony Scott will be (Sleazy enough for you?)
**magical sound effect You are now your username - how screwed are you?
Gee, thanks for the nightmare, Dopers! **
** National Weather Service accidentally orders thousands of rounds of ammunition
Mr. Shoe is in the hospital**
“Complain about the forecast, will you?” BLAM BLAM BLAM
Guess what? Chemotherapy can CAUSE cancer…
Yay! I have a disease!