A fucking idiot videotaped Tony Scott’s suicide jump and is showing it.
Another Idiocy From The Short Bus States
Idiots who pray
I’m sensing a theme here…
** What happens if I complain to a Fast Food place?
What happens if you eject over the himalayas?**
That bad, huh? OK, I give up, the burger’s great!
**Do people in the USA think voting SHOULD be difficult?
Tramp Stamp poll
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We need to know you’re not double-voting, Mr. Papadopolis. Now, expose your lower back!
**My mom keeps giving me ridiculous “assignments” and gets dejected when I decline
My mom always sarcastically answer me
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Stop declining, then.
** My mom always sarcastically answer me
Yay! I have a disease!
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**Your attempts at witty lines that bombed
Yay! I have a disease!
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**Your attempts at witty lines that bombed
Why is my dog so thin? Fuck you, that’s why.
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Never mind, that’s actually pretty sweet.
**Big medical problems you solved yourself
Would you still be alive without modern medical technology? **
Replacing that heart valve myself was real tricky, but I saved so much money…
** Toddler collapsing and laying perfectly still
Passed over for a promotion - how to react**
“Sorry kiddo, you don’t get promoted to “child” until you’re 4.”
**Republican Fanboys and the Bands that Hate Them
‘What Dancing in the Dark is really about’ **
Duh, it’s about Springsteen’s boundless patriotism!
**How you doin’: the Doper romance thread.
Your attempts at witty lines that bombed **
I told that she was definitely NSFW and she slapped me.
** My mom always sarcastically answer me
My mom keeps giving me ridiculous “assignments” and gets dejected when I decline
Suggestion: DopeFest in the Netherlands?**
“Mom! What are you doing in the Netherlands?” “Asshole - figure it out yourself!”
**Irrational fear of bees?
caramelisation of sugar?
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Bees are on the what now?
How Can Romney Possibly Win?
God
Well, God does have a history of liking to inflict plagues and curses…
What’s in the 100 year old Norwegian mystery package? It’s being opened tomorrow 8/24.
More fake facts
**What does the word “vixen” mean, in your opinion, when applied to a woman?
Women: do you have hairy forearms?
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Well, foxes have hairy legs, so…
RO: Cheerleader stripping
RO: If you like dog fighting you’ll love baby boxing
I may actually go insane with anger
Especially when the naked cheerleaders start boxing the babies.
Paranoia in the year 2200
In RPGs is it ever good to act to the detriment of the group?
Well, in Paranoia, it is.
So how do I get jillions of page views on my blog?
Dog Shaming
“Stand still Rover! I know you don’t like the costume, but it’s sure to get me lots of views! Now where’s that jester hat?”
Rover: <whimper>
**What’s in the 100 year old Norwegian mystery package? It’s being opened tomorrow 8/24
Anders Behring Breivik declared sane… **