**There was a common thread to the Lincoln,Garfield,McKinley and Kennedy assasinations
WTF Norway?!! **
Yep, Norway. They’re more dangerous than you think.
Sexual hangups
Eating like a kid
“Look Carol, it’s irritating enough that you insist on eating with your fingers; but do you have to keep making those funny sounds all the time while you do it?!”
What’s in the 100 year old Norwegian mystery package? It’s being opened tomorrow 8/24.
Computer Virus Attack
It’s a Trojan package! Don’t op… Dammit, too late. Hang on, why does my laptop suddenly smell of lutefisk?
** What’s in the 100 year old Norwegian mystery package? It’s being opened tomorrow 8/24.
Personal insight**
“Ja, the motorcar will never replace the horse.” Gee thanks, Grandpa Sven.
Unleash the Mind
Where are the lines drawn on what is rational and what isn’t?
Paranoia in the year 2200
:eek::smack:
Stuff that took you too long to realize
How to live long-term on a million dollars
On the other hand, now I have a garage full of hookers and blow. Tell me if you need any.
**I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of?
teaching foreign language sounds to babies **
Thanks, but I want the kid’s first words to be “mama dada”, not “Allahu Akbar”.
**Todd Akin [rape does not result in pregnancy]
Why kill the bear? **
“You’re not here for the hunting, right?”
**Prince Hairy in Las Vegas
Saw a firefly last night
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Well, good for him.
**What makes brains grow (in an evolutionary sense)?
SABOT hit on human body
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Well, it certainly makes them occupy a greater amount of area.
**A secret you will never tell anyone
I’m not your “boss”
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Because your boss is THE ILLUMINATI! Whoops, I wasn’t supposed to t
** Plausibility of putting an elephant in to space
Traffic reports**
“It’s 10 after 5, we now go to Jumbo for our Eye In The Sky satellite traffic update.” “ARUNGGHHHGAH!!”
**More fake facts
New law in Arizona states ‘pregnancy begins two weeks before conception’
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** Crazy screaming lady
Seemingly Innocuous Last Names That You’d Refuse to Live With**
“Mom, I’d like you to meet my fiancee, Sarah Crazy Screaming Lady.” “Hi!!”
** Royal Flush
If you flushed every toilet in the Empire State Building simultaneously…
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** How soon does Dulcolax work? Requesting TMI pre-colonoscopy.
Royal Flush
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** Poll: Why Do You Watch Trashy* TV (Answer Only If You Actually Watch)
Booksnobbery
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**Ingredient lists that don’t really tell you much.
Why didn’t the Anglo-Saxons replace Saturday with a Norse god?
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[reading] “Contains Sun, Moon, Tyr, Woden, Thor, Freya, and Saturn. Hmm.”[/reading]
“Hey, Olaf! What’s a ‘Saturn’?”
** I should like to point out:
More fake facts
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Please do.
…they’d play “God Save The Queen”?
If you were arrested for a high-profile crime, what about you would the media have a field day with?
Sexual hangups
**Why kill the bear?
Does this create a strong password?
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