Summertime...and the sequential threads are sleazy

**Is there a name for something you just can’t make better from scratch?
I’m making yogurt! **

Questions about Muslim funeral. Need answers fast
Why kill the bear?

Christ, what goes on at these things?!

I’m single! What should I do? And should I begin dating again right away?
$1,000,000 in renovations to your house

If that doesn’t get you laid, I don’t know what will.

**I’m single! What should I do? And should I begin dating again right away?

Would you date a 30 year old who is going back to school?

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**How long could one live on spongecake, boiled shrimp and Margaritas?
Geographers–how much of what kind of math do they do?
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They probably calculate how long people in Key West live on spongecake, boiled shrimp and Margaritas.

**Help me with the verbage for my deli sign please.
Food Eaten Alive and Moving?
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“Food eaten when you’re alive and moving?”

**Ever bite into something so good it gives you tingles?
Figs **

**When will the new mars rover start doing interesting things?
Recent “stuck gas pedal” runaway car
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“Help! I’m in the Mars Rover and I can’t get it below .2 MPH!”

**Spend 20 years in Norwegian prison or 2 years in Turkish prison?
Experiences you will never forget **

** The Republicans are finally trying to win over the female vote.
Community Candy Jar Pigs**

A long-overlooked demographic, along with breakroom fridge raiders and toilet seat squatters.

**Would you date a 30 year old who is going back to school?
A used car salesman?
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Probably the former before the latter.

Lion Loose in Eastern England
Stuff you notice when you ride a bike.

And then you bike like a motherfuck in the opposite direction.

** I say “Islam” What’s the first thing you think of?
Orthodox Jews: some advice, please.**

I advise you to get help.

** Song by The Police
Cowboys and Hillbillys**

Why cain’t you see
that steer belongs to me

:confused:

**Would You Date/Live With/Marry A Celebrity?
Interesting Article About the Muppets’ Swedish Chef **

Everywhere we go, there’s people yelling, “Hey! Bork Bork Bork Bork!”

** What Percentage of Criminal Defendents (USA) Plead “Not Guilty”?
Why kill the bear?**

All he had to do was plead not guilty. Of course, barfing up the “Montana Is For Lovers” t-shirt didn’t help.

**Stuff you notice when you ride a bike.
First a knife, then a gun, and now a crutch attack in Times Square **

**Crazy screaming lady
What is you opinion of this marriage dilemma? **

Wait… Are you asking about a CSL in a marriage? Or are you asking the CSL her opinion? :confused:

**Things to do in Tokyo and Kyoto
Young inner-city males and work **

Well, thanks, but… I don’t really swing that way, and I was supposed to be on holiday.

** What are your weird food quirks?
Crazy screaming lady**

Yeah, that’s why I don’t eat at Popeye’s.