**Grossest thing you’ve heard of in a while (warning, grossness ensues)
Bloody sandals! **
:eek:
**What Am I?
Guy doing mushrooms **
Sounds like guy doing too many 'shrooms to me
Need travel advice! My trip to India might be unravelling!
Does it make sense to buy a car sight unseen 3,000 miles away?
“Owned by a little old lady from New Delhi who only drove it on weekends”. Sounds like a sure thing to me. 
Do animals like porn
That’s whack
You said it.
**How are people so stupid?
Cute newborn kittens… **
Kitty!
We had to put our cat down today.
Need alibi for giant gash on forehead/Share tales of conspicuous wounds earned while inebriated
What did you do to that poor cat while you were drunk?! :eek:
Suggest make-up for a clown bride
Botox and emotions
You wouldn’t want to spoil that giant mouth you draw on by being able to move your face.
Car Idles Low, Then Stalls
Direction of the big bang
The back fire will usually be from the rear of the car where most cars have the tail pipe.
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Car was turned off but radio still turned on. How?
Car Problem: Key stuck in ignition**
**With the “end of the world” in 2012 fast approaching, let’s consider…
Is The Withdrawal of Surge Troops A Mistake
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Ever shit your pants?
Weird car shit
You should’ve worn your pants while driving.
**Time has stopped in Canada’s House of Commons - it’s Thursday, June 23rd.
2011 Summer Postcard Exchange **
Living in Canada means never having to buy new postcards!
With the “end of the world” in 2012 fast approaching, let’s consider…
Will the US become like Europe this century?
They’ll need to get a move on.
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Electric clocks may no longer keep accurate time
What time you got? (Update)**
Eleven twenty-five, give or take…
Been butt-dialed lately?
Synonyms For Being Fired, You Never Knew
Pack your stuff, you’re getting butt-dialed.
Say what?
We no longer require your services so you’re getting butt-dialed.
Electric clocks may no longer keep accurate time
Zipper Keeps Falling Down
Will you stop it with this shit? It is not the Apocalypse!
Man robs bank for $1 just so he can get health care in jail !
I pit easy Libertarian thinking
Apparently. 
Postal strike will be over Tuesday… The damage and vindictiveness is just starting.
What was the last vehicle to have a armrest ashtray with the flip open cover?
Excrement
Yes, it was the 1991 Ford Excrement, a limited-edition vehicle which also had built-in port-a-potties for the driver and front seat passenger, a drop-down compartment for nose-blowing, an earwax receptacle and trays for collecting finger and toenail clippings. Sales were poor, as most drivers preferred just flipping their bodily waste out the window.
**Wow… truth is stranger than fiction - “Could this be happening? A man’s nightmare made real”
Zipper Keeps Falling Down **
A little dramatic, aren’t we?
** Favorite meaningless advertising claims
“Indiana Wants Me” **
**An inspiring story about recovery from mental illness
What a way to start being 37 **
** Michael A. White nd the White Party
White Hat or Black Hat? **
Guess:rolleyes:
**Ask the kimono (and other Japanese stuff) girl
Zipper Keeps Falling Down **
Voted Most Popular Geisha for 2011.
**Synonyms For Being Fired, You Never Knew
I quit my job!!
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