With the “end of the world” in 2012 fast approaching, let’s consider…
Playing chicken with the debt limit?
May as well borrow and spend all we like, really…
**For kids who have just come to the US, what should they learn about our culture and history?
Conservapedia’s Greatest Conservative Songs **
Wouldn’t be my first choice.
** You’ll never guess how I got out of debt!
Zipper Keeps Falling Down
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we’re getting a lot of mileage outta that zipper thread title.
**Wow… truth is stranger than fiction - “Could this be happening? A man’s nightmare made real”
I just broke up with my boyfriend **
I think you’re overestimating your appeal just a little bit.
**Where does the electricity on ones body go when we die?
Do I really need to remove my alternator to have it properly tested?
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Poll: Were you good at high school mathematics?
How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Let’s see, arrange all the shoes on the x-axis, square the soles, carry the five…half a loafer? I guess I wasn’t all that good in math.
**What a thunderstorm in Champaign, IL last night
Really… Horse semen? **
Thunder, lightning, hail, and splooge!
**Wow… truth is stranger than fiction - “Could this be happening? A man’s nightmare made real”
Canada moves closer to eliminating the penny **
**Tell me some interesting trivia that no one else knows at the SDMB
In Florida, Shark jumps YOU **
Poke holes in my Business Idea, please!
Poll: On buying condoms.
Sort of defeats the purpose, if you ask me.
**Do you still use a “phone book”? How do I get them to stop delivering one?
What processes are unbelievably antiquated?
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Phone books, but try getting them to stop delivering one.
What can I legally do to your car, purse, etc?
Earth, Wind & Fire & Water
Don’t forget the grievous swarm of flies and hail of locusts, which also make excellent practical jokes.
**Sometimes, a little help goes a long way…
Super-vision or super-hearing? **
Now, I don’t have to buy a newspaper. I just read the neighbors paper in his kitchen from the comfort of my living room.
Fingernails scraping on a blackboard
Easter Bunny
Hippity, hoppity, SCREEEEEEE! Easter’s on its way…
You’ll never guess how I got out of debt!
Rest in peace, Maggie
You collected on the insurance?
**Poll: Hypothetical Road Trip: Aggressive Vegan vs. Extremely Pregnant Woman
Poll: Do dating couples still sit close together in the car? **
"We weren’t really fighting, officer, just having a disagreement. “Get away from my carrots! I’ve got cravings!!!”
Song lyrics I misunderstood
bake a frozen crust first???
If that’s what you’re getting out of “Helter Skelter”, you need to cut back on the drugs, man.
**I just broke up with my boyfriend
Need alibi for giant gash on forehead/Share tales of conspicuous wounds earned while inebriated **
from CNN’s home page:
**What is beauty and who has it?
‘Ugly Betty’ gets married **
Suggest make-up for a clown bride
What have you never done?
Nor will I ever.
Whitey Bulger, finally arrested at 81
I think I really missed out on something.
Well, that was unexpected
Vivid dreams in which a full-formed mythology springs out of your subconscious - ever had them?
Parents, "Wow, I wish someone had warned me about that!"
I need to find a company to print a magazine
Is this sociopathic?
It depends on the content.