**Suggest make-up for a clown bride
What have you never done? **
Actually, pairing anything with Suggest make-up for a clown bride pretty much guarantees a winner.
Detective discovers consensual incest during (and incidental) to case. What do do?
Could I get in trouble for this?
Yes you can, and yes it is do do you are in.
How Much Cash Savings is Appropriate?
How big is your mattress?
The size of the mattress is very important in determining how much cash you should have squirreled away.
Canada moves closer to eliminating the penny
Wow… truth is stranger than fiction - "Could this be happening? A man’s nightmare made real"
There there, it’ll be alright.
**Have you ever been to Pioche, NV?
East or West? **
Because lemme tell ya, East Pioche is an unmitigated shithole! I’ve never been to the West side.
**Gadhafi-Most unattractive world leader of all time?
New Member **
Look for him in Cafe Society. “What appetizing dishes can I make with the blood of traitorous rebels?”
A question I’ve been wanting to ask for years re: Post-coitus glass of water penis dip…
Meats with nitrates … Dangerous to cook?
Severe, cook and serve with the penis dip.
** Have you ever been to Pioche, NV?
Long weekend. What would you do?**
Start out with breakfast at Rose’s Diner. After that, go see the hog wallow. Next, lunch at Rose’s Diner. Walk around the town square. Dinner at Rose’s Diner. Check in at the Bar None Motel and get plenty of rest, tomorrow’s itinerary is just as frenetic.
**Where Was Jamie McGarry When I Needed Him?
Ask the kimono (and other Japanese stuff) girl **
She’ll use her secret kimono powers to find him instantly!
**A relaxing walk in the field… (wildlife encounters)
The Levitating Chinese Officials **
Don’t get too close. They might charge.
** Weird turn ons, fetishes, and sexual activities (TMI)
How many pairs of shoes do you have? **
Shoe fetish?
**How old is too old to become a father?
Old Dopers: Age gap of sexual attraction. **
"It’s unhealthy to lose weight too fast." Why?
What’s wrong with my toilet?
This is why you shouldn’t try to lose weight by taking laxatives.
**Sent from my iphone.
_____, ALWAYS a bad idea **
For so many reasons. 
what’s the best way to both kill and repel cockroaches?
Easter Bunny
“We’ve become immune to sprays, too smart for the glue traps, and…AIEEEE! It’s the Easter Bunny! Run for your lives!!!”
Bank service
_____, ALWAYS a bad idea
That’s why I’ve never had a bank account. I just keep all my money in a shoebox under my bed.
Scorpions On A Plane
Lucky Shmucks
They got to eat all those snakes.
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What processes are unbelievably antiquated?
modern day worship of greek gods**
I scolded girls for littering, their mom showed up and fussed at me
Dear Abby: Do You Have ANY Common Sense?
Those girls are pewious little angels. How dare you.
Scorpions On A Plane
Any tips for first time trip to Ireland?
St. Brendan banished all snakes from Ireland, so of course they have to replace the snakes with scorpions when landing there. Dah!:rolleyes:
**
Lucky Shmucks
Asteroid Passes Within 7500 Miles Of Us?**
Lucky schmucks they didn’t get smucked.
Games where you must continually eat food/drink water or die
Watching Columbo on Netflix
Must be a hella marathon!
What’s wrong with my toilet?
Foie Gras…
I’m pretty sure it’s non-flushable
Over in Cafe Society, right now, we have:
** Cube Steak vs Minute Steak
Easy cube steak recipe?
What is the last thing you ate?**
There is much hate for cube steak in the 1st thread, but I didn’t anticipate it leading to the last thre-urk . . .