Summertime Sequential Threads

** Commissar is a troll.
Worst Principal Ever **

Well, he did give us time off for Lenin’s birthday and the May Day parade…

**Asteroid Passes Within 7500 Miles Of Us?
Parents, “Wow, I wish someone had warned me about that!” **

What were we supposed to do? Yell, “DUCK!?”

Fall River public pool (now with human corpse!)
How many people are spending their holiday at the lake or river this year?

All the people, because they can’t use the pool.

A question I’ve been wanting to ask for years re: Post-coitus glass of water penis dip…
The Many Flavors of Gatorade

Well, you asked.

Owie! What’s wrong with my foot?
Scorpions On A Plane

Tricky PC diagnosis
Private-eye License required for computer repair?

What processes are unbelievably antiquated?
Making offers you don’t want accepted and refusing when you want to accept.

Amen to that.

You’ll never guess how I got out of debt!
2011 Summer Postcard Exchange

Yeah, you’d be amazed how many people offer you money to stop sending those &*(^#! postcards.

Obama’s “New” Counterterrorism Strategy
Chiropractors-yea or nea?

Nea. I don’t see how this could possibly work.

A couple that have struck me lately in IMHO:[ul]
[li]How old is too old to become a father?[/li][li]What processes are unbelievably antiquated?[/li][/ul]and[ul]
[li]What should I have done? (This thread has boobs folks!)[/li][li]How do you keep your glasses from fogging up[/li][/ul](Must be the aspect of Mars and Neptune — usually I don’t notice these.)

Ask the Local TV News Videographer
What would you do if you witnessed someone physically abusing his girlfriend?

Well, if I thought it would be sensational I’d take out my camera and start rolling.

Straus-Kahn case falling apart. Duke lacrosse, etc.?
Bribing people to sterilise themselves, Part 2: Get the snip, win a blender says India.

Only a limited solution, if you ask me. For one thing, I bet this guy can afford to buy a blender.

Fish tacos

Carnac opens the envelope

**What Are You Cooking Now? **

**Strep Throat from Hell
“A green tongue?” This is a thing? **

Drink A Shot Every Time You Hear “Fireworks” By Katy Perry This Weekend!
Ever see a fiddle with a man’s head on the peghead?

No. Guess I’ll need a few more shots first.

How effective is corporal punishment in correcting children’s misbehavior?
Not intending to hurt doesn’t take away the hurt

**I am a Communist.

I love bad/odd translations… **

I don’t think Das Kapital says quite what you think it does.
**Would you look at this?!

led zeppelin and rice cookers **

Not often you see those together at a concert.
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My friend has ‘convicts’ living in her house

I think I really missed out on something. **

Nothing you would actually enjoy.

Good Candidate For Rapture
Bedbugs!

There’ll be scratching when they call the roll up yonder.

The Straight Dope Answerbot finally crashes:

**What’s wrong with my Dawn Redwood?

Unknown tree**

**Why are the stars on the Republican elephant upside-down?
Fireworks
**
Naw, I’m pretty sure they’re not fireworks.