Summertime Sequential Threads

Poll: Have you ever used your sock to masturbate?
Tell me about your breast reduction

That does it. Everybody head over to ATMB to demand that Ed Zotti start a TMI Forum.

Other suggested threads:

Do you pick your nose with your right or left hand?
Discuss your bestiality dos and don’ts.
What fun things did you do when you had a colostomy?

Where does the electricity on ones body go when we die?
Dinosaur Farts

Indeed, the big die-off of these giant reptiles triggered the Methanaceous Era, lasting 14,000,000 years and during which the air was indescribably foul, with spontaneous combustion a daily occurrence.

Dinosaur Farts
Bedbugs!
MAYO

Do you want that on white, wheat, or rye?

**what are your favorite foodie shows?
What are your favorite summertime libations?
Favourite ice cream/sorbet recipes **

I see a theme here, and it sounds, and tastes, good to me.

**Tell me some interesting trivia that no one else knows at the SDMB

The “close door” button on elevators-DOES NOTHING**

Well, it’s news to me.

My dog purrs
MAYO

Now, that’s just gross.

The disappearance of Lauren Spierer
Ask the Show/Pet Rat Breeder

Willard the movie. Ben did it.

Is cursing / threatening by my neighbor ‘free speech’?
Not intending to hurt doesn’t take away the hurt

The Pit:

Holder CIA Witch Hunt comes up without witches…bitches.
One Crazy Bitch

But they only found one!

**Legality of Oral Sex in various countries
Riding for free on the GO train.
**
Well that’s the first time I’ve heard it called that!

** What, exactly, kills you when you leap off of a high bridge into water?
Multiple adults from the same larva**

:eek:

**I would like to propose a toast…
Great moments in homeowner stupidity **

**I had my mare inseminated yesterday
I’m pregnant, but I fear it’s doomed. **

Goateed Dopers, help me tame my goatee, please.
I need help finding a dress to wear to a wedding!

Wear a low-cut dress, it’ll set off the goatee nicely.

**Is Hitting Ever Okay?
The “I’ll be damned, it actually works” helpful tip thread **

Hey! I solved something!

**English pronunciation of ‘avoirdupois’
Реклама **

:confused:

My dead uncle’s last words
How do you finish the sentence: "It’s so hot that…"

So it looks like I’m going dairy-free (culinary advice)
Basil!

That’s right, when you can’t have dairy, basil is a great substitute.

Food Network Star, Season 7
Poll: Would you eat vat-grown meat?

Because that’s what you’re going to be making for the next challenge.

**My dead uncle’s last words
Strep Throat from Hell **

Boy I’ll say!

Repairing a motorcycle fairing
Using the Grand Jury…

No, the Grand Jury can only decide whether there’s enough pieces left for a fairing trial.