Summertime Sequential Threads

Kung Fu Last Night.
…with Lesbians!

I imagine the …with Lesbians! will get quite a lot of mileage.

**So what are the 4 things [you can never eat to get a flat abdomen?]
Modular cabin building material?
**
Yeah, but if you don’t care about your abs, I say go for that concrete!

When I clicked on the New Posts link:

**Sock Puppet Theater
…with lesbians! **

The possibilities are endless:

Help me get addicted to a new series
…with Lesbians!

What’s the funniest YouTube clip?
…with Lesbians!

Poll: Favorite Brady Bunch member?
…with lesbians!

My money’s on Marcia.

** Are you ever moved to tears by music?
Recommend cold, sterile, vaguely menacing artwork**

SOB! I cried my eyes out over Schoenberg, but Cesar Baldaccini makes me weep TORRENTS!!!

**Growing Hops
…with lesbians!
**

We’re probably gonna get more mileage out of the “with lesbians!” thread than even the falling down zipper one :smiley:

Yes, as apparently we are now being asked to
Recommend cold, sterile, vaguely menacing artwork
…with lesbians!

(Actually, that sounds pretty awesome.)

Phone interview for job
Choose between 10,000 random people dying, or 100 innocents you choose.

And if you choose correctly, you get the job.

** Okra - on the grill!
…with lesbians!
**

Khaaaaannnnnn!!!
…with lesbians!

Yes, please.

Signs you use to assess a person’s intelligence
Ask the guy who hasn’t yet blown his hand off in a drunken 4th of July accident

Poor/unemployed/homeless people with cell phones
Make 2 million dollars last

I don’t know. How many minutes is that?

Signs you use to assess a person’s intelligence
Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with.

How stupid! You should always carry an Epi-Pen in those situations.

**George R.R. Martin’s querky English
Aussie slang - whats a WAG girl?
…with lesbians! **

**Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with.
People can’t control their giggling? I disagree. **

**Recommend cold, sterile, vaguely menacing artwork
Mr. Excellent
Who was hotter In their prime, Robert Plant v. Roger Daltry v. Mick Jagger?
**
Well let’s just say that none of them will be hanging on Mr. Excellent’s wall.

**Ridiculous: when did this happen?
Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with. **

**Funny vanity plates you’ve seen lately
I am getting shot in the neck with laser beams tomorrow **

I got a new job! (Ettiquette advice, please!)
Customer is always right.

You’re all set.

** People can’t control their giggling? I disagree.
[Ask the Funeral Director who’s a] New Member **

Do a proper job of embalming, and there’s much less risk of uncontrollable giggling.

We do not give animals enough credit (VIDEO)
Woman dies from allergic reaction to dog she had sex with.

Agent Spot: your assignment, should you choose to accept it, is to seduce the target and disable her so that she can no longer work on the enemy’s systems. We have made arrangements for your introduction through certain bulletin boards and websites…