Spiders. Hundreds of spiders.
Too mini for the BBQ Pit…a rant
Damned things keep falling through the grill! :mad:
[hijack] You just reminded me of something that happened years ago. I was heating up a burner on a stove, when a moth flew in under the burner and then died trying to get back out.[/hijack]
Alcoholic neighbor driving around
1 Gurkha soldier vs. 30 Taliban
Well, the alcohol explains where he gets his courage from.
1 Gurkha soldier vs. 30 Taliban
Spiders. Hundreds of spiders.
Looks like the odds just got worse. Although The Gurkha Versus the Spiders sounds like it would have made for a great B&W monster movie.
My cat is fat, pt III
Spiders. Hundreds of spiders.
It’s hard to stop at one bowl of Frisky’s Spider Buffet.
**Alcoholic neighbor driving around
We need more kids like this!**
What’s for dinner tonight?
Coleslaw turned to Sauerkraut
Yuck!
Staying Single into Old Age
To those about to Wed: some advice
Wait till you’re 75 - then you’ll know it’s love and not them teeny-bopper hormones.
**Neutron star material brough to earth - Why does it expand?
Massive student loans
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Yup, if it weren’t for the gravity of the loans, it would surely stay compact.
**Tunes The Beatles MIGHT Have Done (Covered)
“I had to throw it back because it was starting to stink”<–from what?
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From the White Album, I believe.
No, that was “Why Don’t We Run Over It In The Road”.
Songs you used to like until you really listened to the lyrics
In the year 2525…
Yeah, I thought it was fantabulous until I figured out what they were singing. :dubious:
What took longest to invent?
Wood for a boat?
“Neanderthal make boat from stones, dirt, bones - all sink! What you mean, make from wood? You very stupid!”
**What kind of driving offers the best fuel economy per time?
War cows
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Yup, they don’t use ANY gasoline!
Write Sarah Palin’s Next History Lecture
My niece has run off and joined the circus!
What kind of fighting does the Danish Army do…
Real or fake flyby?
**What’s for dinner tonight?
So I just tried Kraft Dinner for the first time.
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I’m sorry.
**moderate, rather humble earthquake
Spiders. Hundreds of spiders. **
:eek: They’ve been released from the pits of hell! :eek:
To All My Doper Friends: Mission Accomplished!
Man (or alien?) made structure on Mars?
Ha! Suck it up, NASA!
**What kind of fighting does the Danish Army do…
War cows **
Udderly invincible.
** Daddy is watching the children.
I may sleep for 16 straight hours**
Little gremlins give you a rough time, Mama?
**Things that make you feel old
War cows
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yup, in my day we rode warhorses, dammit!