** Quidditch on college campuses
…with lesbians!**
No Funds to cover paycheck—What are my alternatives?
Could a 10-12-foot-long crocodile crush a human skull?
The Crocodile Collection Agency is rarely asked for proof.
Well, I guess it hasn’t been played out yet.
Obnoxious music drowning out dialogue
…with Lesbians!
**The one thing your spouse does that drives you nuts?
Brick tied to man’s penis as punishment
**
Puppies
A Mysterious Mowing MMP
I’m looking over
My dead dog Rover
Who was just run over
With a power mower…
Bachmann announces she’s running
Drug Tests For Welfare Recipients?
Why doe this not surprise me?
I need a mannequin.
Craigslist retired nut jobs
What’s the matter - they’ll only sell to a good home?
** I was not very impressed with Godfather 2
Dotting the tops of fruit pies with butter**
Yeah, that doesn’t have the visual impact of sending your enemy a fish wrapped in newspaper. “Hyman Roth sleeps with the crust. What the f… is this?”
**Fuck Steve Jobs, fuck Apple
Gee, that does sound kinda hot!
**
**You know you’re getting old when…
Steve McQueen finally has a gender!
**
Yup, I remember when he was androgynous! I remember where I was when I heard the news he had a gender. I was wearing an onion, which was the style at the time…
Resolved: Religious people are crazy. What now?
Prison Rape
I mean, one just obviously follows from the other.
** Ladies, what men’s cologne drives you absolutely wild?
Graves’ Disease**
“Yes, I get palpitations and all sweaty and anxious when he’s around, gosh knows why.”
curses
**so my wife just left me…
Visiting Pittsburgh – any recommendations? **
Look for a new one?
Now it’s
Resolved: Atheists are wrong. What now?
Prison Rape
Stoning or burning at the stake would be more traditional.
**My cat got a furball from the octopus!
Gee, that does sound kinda hot! **
Only if you like Hello Cthulhu.
Ladies, what men’s cologne drives you absolutely wild?
Constipation
Someone ought to shoot their marketing department.
Constipation
Is it just me or have things been circling the drain recently
Actually I thought you had the opposite problem.
**The Cat’s Litter Box ~
Increase Local Storage
**
I don’t think that’s a good idea…
Amy Winehouse is dead
What Are You Cooking Now?
Amy Winehouse’s head.