**If Doper “A” married Doper “B”, you’d get…
Bakers Dozen **
Nothing says loving, like something from the oven.
That’s why some Dopers shouldn’t take seriously, what others are poking in fun.
Why is sex more objectionable than violence?
Any random Doper encounters?
**The Cat’s Litter Box ~
Does Anyone Still Have a Butler? **
What, butlers will take care of that as well? Sign me up for one!
Why does it smell like swiss cheese behind my ears?
Little Stevie blunder
“Steve? Steve! What did you do to me while I was asleep?!”
For Those Who Have Undergone Hypnosis
The TV’s in Esperonto
Don’t get too upset. In a few minutes I’ll snap my fingers and you’ll hear it in English again.
Quick, what’s the first thing that pops into your head when you hear the word “Denmark”?
Making money on the internet
**Why is sex more objectionable than violence?
I’m doing it for charity. **
How can I get over the fear of growing old and dying?
Gee, that does sound kinda hot!
Anybody ever notice that their freshly expressed breast milk has a greenish or bluish hue to it?
Of dog meat and desperate times…
Sorry honey, Mama’s a bit off color today. Have some nice Airedale instead?
What are the best “classic” Doctor Who serials(1963-1989)?
…with lesbians!
Oh wow, I don’t remember any lesbian episodes. I’m going to have to start re-watching my collection.
Lurkers: Say something
Okay, so I’m standing in line and, wow, boobies!
:dubious: Say something else.
**The one thing your spouse does that drives you nuts?
Tramadol for premature ejaculation **
** Great White Shark jumps into researcher’s boat
There’s a turtle in my front yard
**
Worse attempt at oneupmanship ever.
**Deadly Australian critters
Let them eat Brioche **
Taz ain’t gonna settle for no pastry.
**What’s your debt ceiling endgame prediction?
Sociopathic behavior
**
Too late!
Our Wedding Day
Going on a Nerd Cruise
Hey, whatever floats your boat!
Bri2k
So, ever find a body?
What options are there if you want a small cooler but don’t have electricity
Need answer fast? :eek:
So my wife just left me…
Windows is checking for a solution to the problem.
Now it’s:
**So my wife just left me…
Windows is checking for a solution to the problem.
Puppies **
Solution found!