So my wife just left me…
Awwww… 
Puppies
AWWWWWWW!!! 
Who Was That Arab Philosopher That Decided Life Was Pointless?
Why are the fire hydrants locked at my Home Depot?
What’s the point? :(:eek:
** “We were on a break!”
…with lesbians! **
To sum up Ross Gellar’s love life.
**Why do the Israelis build settlements?
Catholic Tradition
**
Hmmmm, maybe not.
my credit repair plan just went bust
Buying a realistic full body goat costume
C’mon, plenty of banks will make debt consolidation loans to people in full body goat costumes.
Lurkers: Say something
Help me pick a voice for my puppeting assignment
May the best lurker voice win!
So, ever find a body?
Once lost, now found: What has returned to you that you thought forever gone?
GOSH! Note to self: Next time bury it deeper.
** What’s the new sushi?
Of dog meat and desperate times…
**
So my wife just left me…
Anyone up for a chicago Dopefest wienie roast?
Way to bounce back, man!
Things to do in London
Has anyone else never ridden in the back seat of their own car?
What fun! You could also try sleeping on the other side of the bed, if that’s not too adventurous.
Lukers: Say Something
Words like 'marathon’
And I was hoping you’d keep it short.
Bri2k
**So, ever find a body?
There’s a turtle in my front yard
**
—human body.
Sociopathic behavior
I’m doing it for charity.
I’m doing all I can to get more people to become organ donors.
So this woman with unbelievable cleavage was sitting next to me on the J train…
Okay, so I’m standing in line and, wow, boobies!
I’m sensing a theme here.
Father, stepfather, legal father, other?
my credit repair plan just went bust
Sounds like it’s time to hit up the female side of the family.
Bri2k
**My computer is dead
So, ever find a body?
**
StG
Is There Anything to Do in NYC?
Sociopathic behavior
That’s a given. Anything else?
**What Happens When Your Car Is Repossesed?
Rabies, vampirism, and death by de-oxygenation **
:eek:
**Whose username are you jealous of?
Bird in a cage vs Fish in a bowl **
Damn, I was all set to register that one and he beat me to it.
Windows is checking for a solution to the problem.
You don’t see that every day.