"Early Onset Alzheimer’s"…
Current things that might seem weird in the future
One day. One day.
** Do happy Mormon couples get to rule a planet in the afterlife?
Tell me about transcendental meditation**
You get to float above a planet and watch the Mormons screw up.
** Amy Winehouse is dead
Entertainers who sold their soul to the devil… **
**Too soon for a Warehouse 13 thread?
Amy Winehouse is dead **
Too late for a Winehouse 27 thread?
** I have a 10 yr old daughter that needs a penpal. Anyone got a matchup?
I’m doing it for charity.**
We’ll see how that defense holds up at trial.
**Current things that might seem weird in the future
I have a job!!! **
**Misleading Movie Plot Summaries!
Soapmaking
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But enough about Fight Club…
** Do you have nicknames for your pet(s)? (Of course you do.)
Anyone ever eaten a predatory mammal?**
Well, there was my Jack Russell terrier, “Midnight Snack”.
Current things that might seem weird in the future
I stuck my Caliper up my nose.
Actually that one seems a little weird already.
Jack Russell Teriyaki.
Entertainers who sold their soul to the devil…
Doug Hutchison, 51, marries 16 year old "country singer"
How do you deal with a slacker kid?
Child-free Women Dopers - A Question
I mean, it’s not like it’s your kid after-all.
Conservative persecution complex
My wife was drunk and high and drove the wrong way killing seven people! It’s the state’s fault…
Yup, sounds like CPC alright. In Stage II, they’ll start claiming it’s because she’s Christian.
To the jagoffs who left a broken Jones Cola bottle in the middle of the bike trail
Bile bears
Bet they’ll be surprised when they open up the package.
moral dilema
I’m pregnant, but I fear it’s doomed.
Whoa, this isn’t the right forum for that!
How do you deal with a slacker kid?
Anyone ever eaten a predatory mammal?
“Better shape up by Thanksgiving, kid.”
Oh, White House: I love you.
I have a job!!!
Despite the debt crisis, Obama maintains a cheery outlook.
Major avenues of scientific research with no foreseeable commercial apps, even as a side benefit?
Rabies, vampirism, and death by de-oxygenation
I dunno, there’s gotta be at least a Sherlock Holmes movie in there somewhere.
What do I do with these X-rays?
Anyone up for a chicago Dopefest wienie roast?
Hey, wait a minute - I thought they didn’t keep those airport security x-rays?!
Smell-O-Vision: The Criterion Collection
To press or not to press garlic…that is the question!
Well, those Scratch-N-Sniff cards sure aren’t going to churn themselves out. Slacker.
So mundane – Mommy issues. Got 'em?
Worst answers ever
“Nah, I shot her the last time she got in my face…why you lookin’ at me like that?”