My hotel-room guitar kit is complete! What do you travel with?
Roseanne’s Nuts
That’s right, you heard me!
So this woman with unbelievable cleavage was sitting next to me on the J train…
WhyNot, R.N.
The absolute answer to our Nations difficulty…
Mass Resignation of Turkish Generals
Yes! Those Turkish generals are behind it all–the sub-prime mortgage meltdown, the debt ceiling fiasco–everything!
The fox is back again this year!
July 2011 Weight Loss Thread
I tried waxing my legs myself for the first time today.
Looks like the waxing and weight loss have done wonders for your confidence!
kushiel
Do not distract me. I am already sufficiently distracted.
**My road is flooded and I don’t think I can drive out.
Rutan’s flying car **
There’s your solution.
**Five Pakistani men jumped ship and came to my town
My road is flooded and I don’t think I can drive out. **
There’s a bad movie in there somewhere.
**What is the next big thing?
Financial Woes? **
Probably.
US loses AAA rating: what happens?
Mass Resignation of Turkish Generals
See?!? I told you it was their fault!
Who else hurls insults at Alex Trebek?
Cowboys & Aliens
-“You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you, you liquor swilling cow rustler?” -“Yeah, suck on my warp drive, you carbon-based bleep!”
The fox is back again this year!
Fixing up a BBQ
:eek: Poor thing! Couldn’t you just shoo it away?!
My new job
Free usernames! First come, first served!
Now that’s scraping the bottom of the employment barrel.
Unusual things found on Google Maps
The catastrophic collapse of the USA [An Open Fiction]
“Wow, I didn’t know the middle third of the US had collapsed into the mantle. Cool pictures though!”
Digital SLR (camera recommendations)
Opinions of the Kel-Tec P-32
Tired of out-of-focus group photos? Grab a Kel-Tec P-32, yell “FREEZE!”, and I guarantee that nobody moves.
Straight Doper…
Puppies
Unusual things found on Google Maps
Is would be unusual to find Doper Puppies anywhere.
Alex Trebek Thwarts Burglary, Injures Achilles
Celebrities with other remarkable achievements
Is There Anything to Do in NYC?
After kicking asses, what do you do with the names?
Toss 'em in the nearest trash receptacle. Cops are tough on out-of-towners who litter.
The fox is back again this year!
Fixing up a BBQ
I’ve never had fox, but wouldn’t you get very little meat? And what about the taste? I imagine it would be gamey.
Which primate would make the best pet? Don’t need answer fast
Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp?
Perhaps you need to think this whole “pet” thing through again.
** How dangerous are chimpanzees to humans in the wild?
Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp? **
Need answer fast?
** Why did Spongbob Squarepants visit the local 7-eleven?
You don’t see that every day.
My “Retired and Being a Bum” MMP
Thought I would touch base and say hello**
**One-eyed Pirates: why?
Is this a medical disqualification from military? **
R! IB4F!
**I’m rich! I’m not rich! Not thanks to Nigeria this time
What should be on the trillion dollar coin? **
They’re sending me a trillion dollar coin from Nigeria!
**Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all?
You don’t see that every day. **
Actually, I do.