**Thought I would touch base and say hello
Euphymisms
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“Touch base”, eh? :eek:
i just got another exotic job
Time travel in the now - a current reality.
Anyone plan to air travel on 9/11/11? Would you?
What’s a good part of the world to visit in October?
I’ll take that as a “no.”
I am white and prefer black girls - OK?
What’s a good part of the world to visit in October?
Lagos, Nigeria would be perfect! Send me $10K and I’ll arrange the whole thing.
**Xanax Use & Abuse
How to safely and easily evict earwigs from our mailbox? **
If you’re seeing earwigs in your mailbox, time to cut back on the Xanax.
What should be on the trillion dollar coin?
Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all?
Photo gallery
**Monkeyfighting Toddlers on a Plane: Suggestions for travel w/ 13-month-old?
Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp?
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The death penalty (again)
Bullets as a metaphor
Uhm…metaphor? :dubious:
How do you deal with hurt from the dead?
i just got another exotic job
Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all?
Your new career: Punitive zombie molester.
**What the hell is this bug?
What is that thing called?
What is the name of this logical fallacy?
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It’s the Logical Fallacy Feature.
US Soldiers in Afghanistan may not be paid
BB Gun a deadly weapon? Come on…
Look, it’s either switch to BB guns or lose your paychecks, what’s it gonna be?
Fearful/Excited Urinating
Refusing to take cash
That’s one DMV clerk I’d go out of my way to avoid.
Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp?
Poll: "Friends with benefits"
Hey, Bonzo! Forget about ripping my face off, and I know this really cute gibbon girl I can set you up with!
Do You Have Servants?
What is your strategy for keeping your dwelling clean?
I simply don’t know how I could keep this place clean without the help, but it’s just so difficult to find good people these days.
I’m rich! I’m not rich! Not thanks to Nigeria this time
**I really need to keep better track of what eBay is charging me to sell stuff! **
And I am going to burn for this one (but, hey, I was gonna burn anyway for far worse - heh)
Your True Unexplainable/Ghost/UFO/Alien Stories
Rape and its aftermath
I was ripped off by a New York cabdriver
This is why Im broke…
**Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp?
After kicking asses, what do you do with the names? **
StG
Stuff you loved that was discontinued.
A possum in my bed!
- or -
A possum in my bed!
Mundane and Pointless Roommate rant
Since there was still an active sequential topic on the front page, I’ve merged the newest one with it.