**Rape and its aftermath
A possum in my bed! **
Can I tell my friend that I think her boyfriend is controlling? (very long)
I am at a loss: my girlfriend works for Lucifer himself.
Those two ought to get together.
**A possum in my bed!
FBI May have Found D.B. Cooper **
“Come out with your paws where I can see them! And no reaching into your pouch!!”
Is it dangerous to sneeze inside your nose?
my credit repair plan just went bust
“I blew out my antrums and now I owe $50,000!”
**Fast Food Nation - how did they make it without harming animals?
Shows that need to stop beating the old horse and put her out to pasture
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Taxing the “rich”
Fucking Saudis
Hey yeah, tax them. That will solve all of our money problems. No, wait. There’s something wrong with that idea, but I can’t put my finger on it…
There was an angry man in the bathroom
That kinda killed the mood
I bet it did!
What was in my food last night?
Misleading Movie Plot Summaries!
**You were excited that they announced an adaptation of [insert book title] but…
Katy Perry is horrible **
Poll: Who Was the Worst President?
JFK
Well I wouldn’t say he’s the worst…
Poll: Ladies, date old-looking young man or young-looking old man?
How many of these Dr. Seuss Characters can you name?
Didn’t Old-Looking Young Man get swallowed up by the Oobleck? Anyway, ladies generally prefer Yertle the Turtle, or General Genghis Khan Schmitz.
** What was in my food last night?
Roseanne’s Nuts
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Yum!
**Got Nuts? Uh, Truck Nuts
Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all? **
Why is my dog doing this? (bathroom issues)
Shaving your legs with an electric shaver
I don’t know, haven’t you trained him to do that?
My wife said another man’s name mid-climax last night
Is this language evolving or is this just being stupid?
**This is why Im broke…
I was ripped off by a New York cabdriver
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**Poll: Who was the last great U.S. president?
JFK **
OK
A triple play!
Is this language evolving or is this just being stupid?
Help me come up with new silly slogans
Got Nuts? Uh, Truck Nuts
Which unarmed martial art would be most effective against an enraged chimp?
Women’s Clothing
Yeah, it’s much easier to outrun an enraged chimp if she’s in high heels.
**What is the next big thing?
the synesthesia thread **
Trojan Twister Vibrator commercial - When does the Ronco Pocket Pussy come out?
Brooke Burke - Still Rockin a Bikini at 39
**What are things that are generally considered “sexy” that you find unsexy?
Bleeding cyst**
Well, I certainly don’t find bleeding cysts sexy…
Should we allow Avatars
Bleeding cyst
Urk. Well, let’s not allow that avatar at least…