**Your grocery store complaints
Hiking at night on the Southern Tier - how dangerous? **
Kroger generally keeps its frozen food cases on the Southern Tier. You could fall in and get hypothermia. Be very very careful.
**Seeking advice re best bet on a new or used car
Hitchhiking… **
Well, that’s a third option.
Great British Beer Festival
Monday I start commuting to work via city bus
…after losing my license due to drunk driving.
So, some poor bastard stole my identity…
For the last time, I am not Argent Towers.
**Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all?
That kinda killed the mood **
I’ve heard better pickup lines.
** Sungazing…WTF?
Cataract surgery failure**
Yes, probably.
**My ex’s hispanic girlfriend used my ID to get a job
Is this jerkish?
**
Yeah, I’d say so.
** What movies before Star Wars used the Unintelligble/Translator characters?
Why can’t Yoda use proper grammar? **
**How to properly “bare” one’s breasts.
Thank a Teacher **
I’ll never forget the day Miss Starr showed our class the proper way.
(From new posts) -
What would happen if all the rich people left America?
That kinda killed the mood
Party’s over, dude!
**The SDMB relationship rules
A possum in my bed!
**
Your SO likes to “play dead”, eh?
We’re coming to America!
Why Can’t We Ride On The Car Transport Trailer?
It’s a Homeland Security rule. Try hitching a ride on the garbage truck.
A possum in my bed!
There was an angry man in the bathroom
He was expecting carlotta, saw the opossum, and locked himself in the bathroom.
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Worthy of noting:
Heartbroken because of a brother’s lies - Argent Towers
For the last time, I am not Argent Towers - Agent Foxtrot
What are things that are generally considered “sexy” that you find unsexy?
How to properly “bare” one’s breasts.
Yeah! Either bare them improperly or don’t bother baring them at all as far as I’m concerned.
**Sex injuries
A possum in my bed! **
**Tell me what I need to know about my trip to Mexico!
Ugliest Place Names
Red and Yellow People **
You’re not from the Board of Tourism, I presume.
You know you’re getting old when…
35 Days Till Medicare!
**EPIC FAIL: “I convinced her to bed another man, and now I’m insanely jealous.”
A possum in my bed!**
If that story is true, she should put a possum in his bed.
Criticize my (boring corporate) website redesign?
Does This Look Like A Dick To Y’all?
Uhm, does your corporation sell sex toys or something?