**Red and Yellow People
Where’s everybody from?
**
What’s the best deal you’ve ever gotten in a store?
Fancy Pens
Why are my pants so complicated?
Sharia Law in American Courts
“Allah commands buttons instead of zippers. And pleats, with no cuffs!!”
** Every family has black sheep. Here’s mine
What animal, if any, can beat humanity in an all out war?
**
Sheep, especially if they’re black.
You know you’re getting old when…
35 Days Till Medicare!
Yeah, that’s a good clue. 
**Sex injuries
Lou Magazzu Resigns **
**Sex injuries
That kinda killed the mood **
You know you’re getting old when…
35 Days Till Medicare!
Sleeping in One’s Car: Any Troubles?
This is why Im broke…
**This is why Im broke…
Sex injuries
**
**Is there astronaut poop on the Moon?
What if the Earth had two moons?**
Andy Griffith Show Questions
Barney apologizes?
Quiet a few times, actually.
**S&P issues downgrade warning to WH. WH finds $2T error in S&P’s calculations.
That kinda killed the mood
**
**How do you interpret a kiss on the forehead?
The SDMB relationship rules
**
A possum in my bed!
Thought I would touch base and say hello
A talking possum in my bed!
My awesome friend has a tumor in her head.
Ow, ow, OWW!!!
**How did you survive the first trimester?
Went to Mormon church service **
Interesting strategy.
Help me understand the attraction to Facebook.
Weird social interaction thing
That pretty much sums it up.
**Ow, ow, OWW!!!
35 Days Till Medicare!
**
Try to tough it out!
** I pit the entire republican party
You, sir. Yes, you! Are a partisan asshole.**
**How do you heal a hurt knee caused by too much running?
Tell me about dog knee surgery **
Hey, the vet did it for less, and they gave me a Milkbone!
Re: Der Trihs in the GWB 9/11 thread
You, sir. Yes, you! Are a partisan asshole.