**Boogers everywhere! **
**Children of Hoarders, redux **
And you thought regular hoarding was bad enough…
Bri2k
Happy Zucchini Day!
Ow, ow, OWW!!!
:dubious:
**It’s “veterinary”, right?
We’re having twins!**
That’s wonderful, but I really do think you should choose a different obstetrician.
Mom has horrible table manners and it drives me crazy
It’s “veterinary”, right?
Yes, she eats like a horse, farts like a donkey, so I guess that makes her an ass.
** I could smack, strangle, and lecture you for 3 hrs, but you still won’t get it, will you?
Workplace griping, anyone?
**
**The man who shot his dick off - literally (and I mean that)
Things you’ve done that really made someone’s day **
**What places in the world have brought tears to your eyes?
Moral High Ground **
It’s because I’m so rarely there.
** Old Jokes That Still Crack You Up
Happy Zucchini Day!**
Hee hee…you’re such a card!
The man who shot his dick off - literally (and I mean that)
A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP
Won’t work. You’ll need a staple gun, or at least double-sided scotch tape.
**Happy Zucchini Day!
Projectile Vomiting **
A good summation.
**Old Jokes That Still Crack You Up
The man who shot his dick off - literally (and I mean that)
Mom has horrible table manners and it drives me crazy
Projectile Vomiting **
It’s MRS Creosote!
Is this statement homophobic?
What to do about my neighbor’s annoying cock
No. I’m sure the women find it annoying too.
What did you do with the remains of your last deceased pet?
Ugliest Place Names
Place name: Pet Cemetery
Loved ones come back, but they is changed.
**Dead baby sex pills - this CAN’T be for real, can it?
What is the Ingredient in Super-Sour Candies? **
**Do you have a blog? What’s it about?
Projectile Vomiting
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Interesting!
** New York’s Upper East Side Groper finally caught [edited title]
Zit popping gone awry…**
“Your Honor, I’m an amateur dermatologist, and…” Yeah, right. :dubious:
I have entered the bowels of Hell and emerged triumphant
Projectile Vomiting
Dude. That’s why they call it Hell.
**What are things that are generally considered “unsexy” that you find sexy?
Teenage Dopers. **
:dubious: Kinky.
I pit the entire republican party
You, sir. Yes, you! Are a partisan asshole.
Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic?
Distilling For Personal Use.
In your case, I’ll say yes.
**The Price of War…
The Liberty Bell!! And…what else? **
Uhm, the Declaration of Independence! And blackjack! and hookers!
No-one pitted the fuckers burning London down yet?
Why does every damn social meeting have to involve the whole fucking family?
Yeah, you don’t have to bring Mom, Dad and Aunt Millie to every riot. Why can’t we guys just pillage on our own?
** Do you know phrases that sound dirty but have no dirty words ?
Throwing dog poop in someone else’s garbage
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You PERVERT!