**THIS is why I own a radar detector…
Pranking neo-Nazis **
**The Price of War…
Who gives a shit? **
So many Dubya jokes to be made…
More Oogy Skin Stuff From Broomstick (TMI of course)
Zit popping gone awry…
Ack! No more!
** How do you like your hot dog?
Linda Lovelace and Reflexes **
Plesiosaurs Gave Birth to Live Young
My small contribution to literary history
From the newly discovered alternate version of “Twelfth Night”:
*MARIA
By my troth, Sir Toby, you must come in earlier o’
nights: your cousin, my lady, takes great
exceptions to your ill hours.
**SIR TOBY BELCH **
Sorry, my plesiosaur was whelping.
MARIA
Ay, but you must confine yourself within the modest
limits of order.*
**Sarah Palin Knew That The USA’s Credit Rating Was Going To Be Downgraded; What Else Does She Know?
Don’t aggrivate a hummingbird!
**
Well, that comes of all those years of living in the Alaskan wilderness.
**Things you would never admit to inventing, if you had.
Blogging and Babies **
** Old Jokes That Still Crack You Up
I kinda bombed a promotion interview**
Bwaah! 
What Do They Do With Old Churches?
Who gives a shit?
I only asked!
**How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?
What’s the best deal you’ve ever gotten in a store? **
You can always find one at Williams-Sonoma.
Do You Want Bert & Ernie To Get Married?
How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?
How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?
What to do about my neighbor’s annoying cock
Hmm. Answer one problem, you might answer the other…
Lumpy Boob
I feel like I have a childish name.
**Things you would never admit to inventing, if you had.
5 Hour Energy
**
**How does, or did, one join the FLDS?
Tele-Abusing Telemarketers
**
Sign me up!
** Help stop child sex trafficking
Can I see your ID card, young lady?**
Closest encounters with wildlife?
Yet Another Anti-Gay Republican outed
And over there you see the Homus Republicus. Please observe at a safe distance.
The governor of Massachusetts has WHAT?!
How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?
:dubious:
Help stop child sex trafficking
Drunken 18 yr guy pees on 11 yr old girl while on Jet Blue flight
Wait - that’s not the way to go about it!
** Guys: how old a woman is too old ?
Discolored toenail and psoriasis**
Hell, that could be a major turn-on.