**What are things that are generally considered “unsexy” that you find sexy?
Everything about Kindle **
“Why the hell is your Kindle so sticky?”
A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP
More Oogy Skin Stuff From Broomstick (TMI of course)
If your skin needs paper clips to hold it together, I suggest you see a doctor immediately.
From GD:
What will happen with the solar storms of 2012-2014
Distilling For Personal Use.
“I can’t surf the Internet…I can’t play video games…my iPod doesn’t work…I might as well just sit here and make moonshine, then drink it 'til I go blind.”
**The governor of Massachusetts has WHAT?!
A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP
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I don’t doubt it.
How Does One Go About Getting A Gay?
SoCal Dopefest in September
Ask the woman who had a BMI of 36, had gastric bypass surgery a year ago and is thrilled about it.
Isn’t Jennifer pretty?
How does children of gay couples address their parents?
Chickens!
But which is the rooster?
**Andy Griffith Show Questions
Who Ran “THRUSH”? **
It was Mr. Ed. Lots of stuff happened in that barn that Wilbur never knew about.
I am soo tired and just want this to be over with. (pathetic & depressing)
Projectile Vomiting
Hey
What Awes You?
Homeopathy “clinic” next to new job.
Awesome.
The internet DOES NOT WORK
Stupid Republican idea of the day
I thought Democrat Al Gore came up with the Internet.
**They’re very bad people.
Workplace griping, anyone?
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More Oogy Skin Stuff From Broomstick (TMI of course)
Projectile Vomiting
Oh, it’s not that oogy. This time, anyway.
My Hovercraft Is Full Of Ewwwww!
“Onan” generators…wtf?
It’ll take forever to clean that stuff out of the upholstery!
We have a wombat sitting in our backyard
His Hovercraft is full of eels–AND SEVERED HEADS!! Newslink
Wombats: Vicious, and surprisingly hi-tech.
How much tongue is too much?
Lumpy Boob
Yes, if it’s making bulges on her boobs it’s definitely way too far down her throat. You might have a career in Japanese animation, though.
**Poll: Poll: Your bra as a pocket.
Lumpy Boob
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Gotta expect lumps if you keep things in your bra.
**Corrupt Juvie Court Judges
They’re very bad people.
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**Poll: Guys, When At A Urinal…
How much tongue is too much?
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All together now:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
China’s got a carrier!
Did D (B) Cooper make it?
I seriously doubt it.
what-did-people-use-before-toilet-paper-was-invented
Babies in Hawai’i
I did not know that.
How does children of gay couples address their parents?
Do You Want Bert & Ernie To Get Married?
Not if it’s going to confuse the widdle Muppets.
** What Awes You?
A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP
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Ooooooohhhhhhh!
Paper Clips!
A Bowl Full of Paper Clips. The Hold It Together MMP
Stage Collapses at Indiana State Fair
Looks like they didn’t hold it together. Next time try some bolts instead.