**The one thing your spouse does that drives you nuts?
Post-poo friskiness **
I’ve been meaning to have a serious talk about hygiene.
Suggest a meal for a kosher vegetarian
Let’s talk radio! Ham radio, that is!
Stuff you loved that was discontinued.
More Oogy Skin Stuff From Broomstick (TMI of course)
Yeah, I knew it was the beginning of the end when they stopped selling it on Amazon.
**Cathay Pacific “Goes the Extra Mile” Indeed
Drunk 18 yr guy pees on 11 yr old girl while on a JetBlue flight. **
I choose Cathay Pacific!
**Closest encounters with wildlife?
The I-Can’t-Believe-We’re-Related Thread **
That’s a closer encounter than I really want to hear about.
**Post-Accident Traumatic Stress
Photoshop help? **
In the short-term, perhaps. But I’d recommend seeking therapy.
**Guys, When At A Urinal…
When was the last time you broke your own moral/ethical code in a significant way? **
That’s -um - kind of specific. Care to elaborate?
**Are You Guys Ignoring Me…
Ignore list limit? **
Yeah, I’ve hit my limit. If you want to be ignored, you’ll have to wait in line.
Different labels for Dopers
Does multiple personality disorder really exist?
A nightmare for moderators. They’re not sockpuppets, they’re alternate personalities. And can only one be a Member, while the rest are Guests? Ed Zotti’s gonna need a new team of lawyers.
Welcome Ledzepkid!
Help stop child sex trafficking
If that’s all it takes, why didn’t you introduce him years ago?
From Elections:
What’s going to be left of the Democratic base by Nov 2012?
President Bachmann.
That’s going to be a hell of a flip-flop.
**Please help me fix my lawn mower!
Thanks for nothing, Dopers!
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Hey, we tried, didn’t we?
So what do I put in this kid’s lunchbox anyway?
Is The Laughing Cow real cheese?
Mormon (multiple wives) based question
Parking: One Meter for All
Hey, if they’ll all fit in one minivan, no problem.
**Do you have a blog? What’s it about?
Ectopic pregnancy**
I’m usually not much for fetishes, but I am all over this…
The I-Can’t-Believe-We’re-Related Thread
Ouch.
Ideally, murders and other mysteries should be solved by …
Mega Star Actors who you think have fallen into mediocrity
Robert Redford, you’re up!
**International Day of Action for South Korean Dogs and Cats
My human spay/neuter program **
At last, the animals have their revenge!
Mystery Animal in Washington DC suburbs
help me please!!!
Well, first we’ll need a description of the animal. Does it have horns or a tail? Big teeth? Hellooo…you still there? 
**Old Jokes That Still Crack You Up
Quit Sayin “Google Is Your Friend”, Okay?
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But it still cracks me up!
Ideally, murders and other mysteries should be solved by …
Ventriloquism: I don’t get it
It makes creating false confessions easy!
“I admit it, I killed him!”
“What?! Wait, I didn’t say that!” <is dragged off by guards>
Movie theater etiquette - thoughts?
Poll: Name my baby
It is considered poor etiquette to ask random theater patrons to name your baby. However, it is proper for them to suggest names such as Screaming Little Shithead and Shut The Fuck Up.
** Movie theater etiquette - thoughts?
Bitchslap**
Now that’s more like it.