**Seriously Casual Monarchs
“It’s Over, Frizz-Head!” as Tripoli Falls to Liberators
**
He might be casual but I don’t think he’ll let you call him “Frizz-head”.
blind/deaf geriatric cat
children’s cussing songs
This could be a good one.
That combination is awesome! 
*%^&$#!!! Refrigerator Went Out
Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments
I don’t even know why our refrigerator HAS a self-destruct button.
**Let’s hear some parenting advice for older kids!
How often do you drink alcohol? **
Fresh Ground Beef
Who owns the copyright?
My family, through our ancestor Og the Neanderthal. We’re going to collect billions from Wendy’s and McDonald’s, wait and see.
** Why is McDonald’s so blah/icky?
Alien-themed Food? **
That explains it!
Clogged BOTH kitchen sinks (fast help would be appreciated)
This person claims to go weeks without a bowel movement - How is this even possible?
You know, they do sell plungers down at Home Depot.
My wife thinks that I am cheating on her, but I am not!
I fell in love a little yesterday.
Oh well, if that’s all that hap…hey, wait a minute…
"Haint Paint"
Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments
The button’s for what?
**What exactly is keeping Hurrican Irene off the Florida coast?
Fresh Ground Beef **
We’re a meat-eatin’ state! Hurricanes beware!
He’s a child, not a puppy…
Stupid Pet Tricks
"Speak boy, speak!
“Just gimme the stupid candy, Dad!”
**Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments
Steve Jobs resigns from Apple **
Who pushed his button??
Toast
Anyone Else Have This Happen in a Restaurant?
Um… yeah.
Would killing Hitler have prevented WWII?
Has anyone else had this happen in a restaurant?
Leave the gun. Take the hassenpfeffer.
**Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments
Did we just have an earthquake? **
NIKOLA! Stop leaving your earthquake machine where people can play with it! :mad:
Do I Have Depression? What Can I Do About It?
Vacation time…thinking about Toronto
A friend disappears
Black hole devours star
I know celebrity astrophysics is a vicious game, but I didn’t know Hollywood could be this cruel…
** I’m a complete tightwad, but …
Give me back that filet-o-fish
**
Sheesh! I’ll reimburse you.
** Black hole devours star
Oh, so THAT’S what that button’s for! Your “Duh” techno moments
**
Caution: Contains Red Matter. Can Cause Black Holes. Keep Out Of Reach of Miners.
**Cat scratching/biting baby: solutions? **
**Help name our new cat **
Guess that solved that!