So, I bought an orchid.
Help me go vegetarian!
Seems like you helped yourself.
Are pets allowed on US naval ships?
Andrew Jackson’s parrot
What does “Oh snap!” mean?
It means “We’ve just been surrounded by the entire British fleet”. 
** Early Chicago albums
“Saturday, in the park, I think it was the 4th of July…”
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Andrew Jackson’s parrot
Can anyone land at any airport?
‘"Pretty Girl’, you are cleared for approach."
“Brawwwk!”
“Hold up, “Pretty Girl”, there’s a red-tailed hawk intersecting your flight path, and…damn.”
** Is baseball player Jim Thome going into the Hall of Fame at Cooperstown or not?
Damn you, Jim Thome! **
All Jim Thome, all the time.
What was YOUR first web experience?
Stick to Irish dancing.
So, not a great one, then?
Black hole devours star
Woody Harrelson’s dad did what!?
Just sucked him right up.
I got “felt up” on my way to work this morning…
Help me ship a lasagna to Afghanistan
Ah, sending off another batch of your special “Soylent flavor” lasagna again, eh?
How does someone get to be an etymologist?
Andrew Jackson’s parrot
He not only had a large vocabulary, but he could give a dissertation on their origins.
**Freezing balls off a brass monkey
Can chronic masturbation lead to impotence?
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how about chronic cold?
**Alien-themed Food?
Horrors and Inconveniences of Cooking in Someone Else’s Kitchen
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Where does Someone Else live???
Acquaintance refuses to evacuate, Irene coming
Kids - Sometines they do alright.
But do you want to risk it?
In Gadhafi’s lair, rebels find album filled with photos of his ‘darling’ Condoleezza Rice
Couples on SDMB
Awwww, how cute. Also, I didn’t know they were dopers.
Poll: Can you pay for a $1000 emergency expense without borrowing?
Help me ship a lasagna to Afghanistan
You’ve got to read the fine print on those Ebay auctions ($3 for the lasagna sounded good, but $997 for shipping? :eek:).
Had to fiddle a bit to make this perfect but, …close enough.
**Anybody ever try blue cheese ice cream?
Vile Concoctions**[del]-Hard Alcohol Division[/del]
**My wife thinks I’m cheating on her
Stick to Irish dancing. **
Seems like excellent advice to me.
Guns in bars
Atheist vs Believers
“There’s irrefutable evidence for the literal, historical resurrection of Jesus!”
“Sez you, fundie!”
BLAM BLAM BLAM
Uh, I think I’ll just have a quiet beer at home, thanks.
question for users of ATMs in Europe
Can chronic masturbation lead to impotence?
So that’s why the pound notes are sticking together. :eek:
**A friend disappears
Vietnam Vets – Where Are They Now?
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**Calling all plumbers - need advice quickly
Did Hurricane Irene unclog my drain?
How mandatory are mandatory evacuations? **
When it’s storm-related diarrhea, it’s pretty damn mandatory…
**The Congresswoman with the crazy eyes, part II, crazy in the head
Hey, “Crazy Eyes” Michelle, now are you starting to get it?
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What if I have no address?
How Badly Could a Lobster Hurt Me?
Never hunker down at home when lobsters are massing for an attack. If you keep on the move, they can’t get you.