Summertime Sequential Threads

The Higgs boson does not exist
There be kitten!

That could account for why so many things in physics seem to be random.

** Possible to get over my INTENSE physical aversion to fine-textured fabrics?
When you stop taking Ritalin, you…
Is Irene gonna kill me?**

You need to get back on the Ritalin.

Kentucky goes to hospital for a circumcision and gets his penis amputated.
Anyone know where to get clothing for very sensitive skin?

**Statistically, blacks score poorly on IQ and IQ-proxy exams than whites, is black genetics to blame?

Is this racial profiling? **

You tell me, chief. You tell me.

Should kids be able to use their allowance to buy anything they want?
Topless Little Girl: OK?

Alternative to Cremation
smoking outdoors banned

Yes, a different approach is probably in order. You wouldn’t want to get arroasted.

Alternative to Cremation
Haircut

**Do famous (or infamous) actors have to audition for their roles?
That poor Velociraptor **

Sorry fella, we’re casting for a Jurassic Park sequel, and you’re a Cretaceous-era theropod. Don’t eat the receptionist on your way out.

Auto backup with Mac and other Mac questions
German McDs

Come try our new McCedez!

What Does Your Favorite Coffee Mug Say?
Bang Bang, You’re Dead

No one ever messes with my coffee mug.

New posts:

Can this horrific news story be true?[edited title-eaten by bear while talking.
Alternative to Cremation

Maybe not so bad after you’re dead. But if you’re still talking I think it might be a mite unsettling.

** Is this racial profiling?
Let’s rethink “cruel and unusual” punishment
Jesus Christ as your fantasy dinner guest **

Unusual? Yes. But is it cruel or racial profiling?

Kids - Sometines they do alright.
Man throws son off boat for crying [RO]

Yeah, and sometimes they’re fit to be jettisoned.

Bang Bang, You’re Dead
Child over-reaction to getting hurt

‘Get up, you baby! It’s just a head wound!’

What was YOUR first web experience?
Hostage of a spider

**Astrophysicist finds fastest method of plane boarding.
A friend disappears **

I’ve always said that there were risks in using black holes in the boarding process.

Bang Bang, You’re Dead
Has anyone ever worked a 100% commission job?

IME contract killings are not typically salaried or hourly jobs.

Is there a real reason to hate Obama?
My son has mono

Now, that’s just plain petty of him.

**Remember all those tennis shoes with a foot found floating in waterways?
Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it. **

** I’m Going to Regret Posting This

It’s almost too good not to share

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