**Do you do anything differently on an Ozone Action Day?
Have you ever chose masturbation over actual sex? (possible TMI) **
“Not tonight, dear. I have to control my emissions.”
I’m considering starting a long bike commute in a very bike-unfriendly city.
Fear
So I Bought A Mustang…Fellow Mustang Owners, Chime In!
Well, I’m not a Mustang owner; But if the city is really that bike-unfriendly then you made the right decision.
What kind of person needs to be paid weekly?
Gallbladderless people of the Dope!
Yeah, those bile junkies need to score on a regular basis.
What should I be doing at the gym?
Have you ever chose masturbation over actual sex? (possible TMI)
How many reps are you doing?
Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it.
Los Angeles: City of Little Girly Men
I Hate Breakfast
Adapting to the vampire lifestyle
Once you’re a vampire, aren’t all meals the same?
Massage Therapy as a career
Topless Little Girl: OK?
Uh, that’s going to be a very short career.
New baby!
Giant house spider!
Trouble brewing.
I’m waiting for
Why some people are afraid to fly
and
Giant House Spider!
to line up. 
What introduced you to classical music?
Bank of America fascists
Bankers are good for something, then.
Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it.
New baby!
**First Words on Mars – Funny & Serious replies welcome…
I’m tired of hearing about bedbugs **
We’ve been cooped up in a tin can for three years I’m tired of your bloody bitching !
Curb Your Enthusiasm returns (SPOILERS)
"We were on a break!"
No shit Sherlock. We already figured that out.
Why don’t lions hunt other lions?
Intractable litter box problem
You’re going to need a bigger box.
How Did Joran Van Der Sloot Dispose of Natalee Holloway?
Death by the riverbed!
Not from the boards, but I can’t resist this pairing from MSNBC:
Bodyboarder dies after shark bites off legs
‘Happy Feet’ penguin released south of New Zealand
In other news, a shark suspected of trafficking in body parts was arrested with a large amount of Antarctic dollars.
Tell me about Alaska.
A dead cat, a shotgun and a tripod
Stop right there. You’ve told me all I need to know.
**Tell me about Alaska.
Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it.
**
That’s a tad harsh
How Did Joran Van Der Sloot Dispose of Natalee Holloway?
Giant house spider!
An… interesting hypothesis, Dr Watson.
My son has mono
Help me buy a wheelchair
He’s not going to be THAT bad off.