**First Words on Mars – Funny & Serious replies welcome…
I am soo tired and just want this to be over with. (pathetic & depressing) **
**How Did Joran Van Der Sloot Dispose of Natalee Holloway?
Fire in Antelope Valley
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That’s more believable than the Spider.
**My Trip to New York City
Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it.
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New baby!
New user:)
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How Did Joran Van Der Sloot Dispose of Natalee Holloway?
Fire in Antelope Valley
The AV is a bit far to go. Anyway, you usually just dump them in the aqueduct.
**Going to the Chapel and I’m…
Fire in Antelope Valley **
**What More Could Lucas Do to Annoy Fans?
Adapting to the vampire lifestyle **
That would be another go at the younger generations.
Music, what are you listening to right now?
BB King and Buddy Guy
** ‘Let’s have heroes for dinner!’
Fuck, I think I just saw a Neo-Nazi**
Going to the Chapel and I’m…
Hirka T’Bawa RPh
You went to the chapel to get your username changed?
The USPS closes. What will be the result?
Fall of the Roman Empire
Upcoming movie with Mel Gibson: “The Empire Goes Postal”.
**What’s it like living in the Seattle area?
Everyone hates it, it’s notoriously bad, yet you love it.
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The Rain and the Slugs are awful, but the coffee and grunge bands make up for it.
(Lotta mileage in that second thread)
**What’s the most useless chemical element?
Husband doesn’t do squat around the house. How should I deal with it? **
Threaten to have him removed from the Periodic Table.
** What do you consider to be an acceptable level of physical contact between straight men?
French Ticklers and the Like (TMI, NSFW) **
:dubious:
21 foot Crocodile Captured
My Trip to New York City
Yeah, I don’t know… Maybe I’ll skip the sewer tour.
**Scotland leaving UK?
How big can airplanes get? **
I think it should take the boat.
Thank you, Dopers, for …
Bedbugs!
Hey, don’t thank me - they’re not mine.
What’s your million-dollar idea?
How much do you keep in your checking account?
Uhm, let me clarify. What is your legitimate and legal million-dollar idea?
** Suggestions Needed on How to Get Karma Off My Ass.
Should I Go To Ecaudor?**
Yes, but then you should change planes for Gillette, Wyoming. Karma will get stuck in Customs and say the hell with it.
Exiting a shite job you haven’t had very long. Need answer fast!
Should I Go To Ecaudor?
Only if you’ve got some real workplace hassles.
How badly could a lobster hurt me?
What is this guy a veteran of?
The Crustacean Wars. In the final, epic battle lobsters defeated the crab-starfish alliance using a classic pincer movement.