** If you could attend any ONE sporting event in history, what would it be?
The Peanuts bridge hand! **
**So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging?
Would It Piss You Off If Your Child’s Teacher Did This? **
Ben and Jerry now have Schweddy Balls
Is Ichabod Itchy?
No, but I bet Ben and Jerry are.
To my child? Undoubtedly. To me? Please don’t throw me in that briar bush. 
First Words on Mars – Funny & Serious replies welcome…
World¡¯s First HSPA+ Smartphone Huawei U8800 IDEOS X5
Hehe, Martian speak sounds funny.
**Where Did This Scream Originate?
Refrigerator Died – Need Advice Fast **
Sounds like the scream came from the vegetable crisper, then the little light bulb went out. We’re holding the dishwasher and toaster oven for questioning.
** A Westboro Baptist Church question
Crazy neighbor opinions, advice or other stories, please 
**
Nothing can top crazy like having those neighbors.
**We’re evacuating the planet. What 100 paintings do you insist we bring with us?
Really cool logos **
**Bad Wedding Ideas
Meteorologist, Dead Dude with dog collar in hot tub. Priceless **
Been waiting for that to come together for days.
** Really cool logos
Drunken Moose ends up Stuck in Swedish Apple Tree (Picture!)**
Faced with a choice between a donkey, an elephant and a drunken moose stuck in an apple tree, I know what political party I’m voting for.
Instinctive practice of hunting skills.
The cat has learned to open the screen door
You are forced to become either Hasidic or Amish. Which do you choose?
death
** In Honor of Labor Day, the FAQ MMP
I just took a 5 hour nap!**
A five-hour nap in honour of Labor Day? :dubious:
Drunken Moose ends up Stuck in Swedish Apple Tree (Picture!)
I hope that they have a happy mARRiage
And you can keep the fruit.
** The Miss Universe “national costumes” are awesome!
Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties**
“We were looking for something just a --><— little less awesome.”
Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties
Breakfast!
Edible panties!
So, uh, how do I deepthroat without gagging?
Please help/critique my resume for creative job?
You’re hired. We’ll do some on-the-[del]knob[/del]-job training.
They’ll be working around the [del]cock[/del] clock.
So no screwing the pooch on this job, or the supervisor will have your head!
I’ll be a monkeys uncle. Putting dishwashing liquid in the toilet did fix the clog.
I am going to learn French.
“C’est magnifique, les toilettes ne sont bouchées!”
You’re right. Celebrating is much better when done in French.