Do I Have Depression? What Can I Do About It?
Are you planning to be buried?
Now there’s a therapist with attitude.
What would it take to turn you gay?
Physical Attractiveness: Men/Women and Work/Luck
Wait, do you mean that I have to be attractive, or they have to be attractive, or we have to get lucky, or what? This is all so complicated!
**Are your parents still alive?
Are you planning to be buried? **
Yeah, you guessed it. I’m planning to be buries by my parents.
Do you like to lift or carry heavy things?
How long do you walk your dog for each day?
Only a couple of seconds, my mastiff weighs 150 pounds. What do you mean, use a leash? :smack:
Where’s the other half of my cat? (gruesome)
Dog people who have children…hard to break those old habits? Good Boy!
**What do you do to blow off steam/relax after a stressful day?
Rant about your commute **
Over in the Pit, these are the top two current threads:
** I pit CVS price gouging
CVS mail order insurance bastards **
Note to self: transfer prescription.
Was Joan of Arc really a witch?
Did Jesus ever get drunk?
If this is a roundabout way of defending Sarah Palin, it’s pretty lame.
** Miss Universe contestant told to wear panties**
Now stop that.
**Corperation that owns all it’s stock - what happens?
Humans eating birdseed?
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Dogs and cats living together – mass hysteria!
** For one year, no one on Earth can tell a lie. Results?
Which Founding Father are you most like?**
Ummm, Washington?
Jokes that require a lot of specific knowledge, and probably won’t be funny to very many people
FB copy and paste
HAHAHAHA…It’s funny on so many levels…HAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahaha
In a galaxy far far away…
Funny Kitty Videos
Funny Kitty Videos are universal.
Hideous crash into spectators at Reno Air Races today.
Airport Stories, Part 1: You Knew It Was Coming
What would it take to turn you gay?
Ripped men and attractiveness
Yup. So as far as you bears and leather-daddies are concerned, I’m 100% straight, no exceptions.
Your current/past go-to comfort food
Peruvian chicken
That, and ‘Lima’ beans.
How to Best Celebrate A Birthday Alone?
My friends forgot my birthday.
Oh, I’m so sorry.
Why this stupid new fire drill method at school?
John Quincy Adams’ pet alligator
“If you don’t evacuate the building immediately, we’ll let the alligator loose.” "Hey, it’s stuffed."
What would happen if we reduced the minimum wage in the US?
How do people end up so poor?
Waitaminute… I think I got this one… :smack:
Situational jokes you’ve always wanted to use
My five year old son has leukemia…
and boy, are my arms tired!
** what was the last thing that gave you chills?
In appreciation of Ernest Borgnine **