**Is it okay to fart in front of other people at work?
An atheist head of state? **
There’s no better way to resign your post.
"Mr. President, I can no longer work for a godless man. (pbthbth)
**I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the 150mph fiery car crash.
My dad is a trainwreck **
And your mother’s a plane crash.
You’re gonna hate me, but…
We Have Pigeon Eggs
:eek: You monster!
I’m Ryan Dunn and this is the 150mph fiery car crash.
How are people so stupid?
this shit writes itself.
**How long could you remain master of your domain?
How long before the Taliban takes over again in Afghanistan? **
I WAS master of my domain. But then the Taliban took over.
**What happened to saxophones in rock?
Songs to live (and die) for **
Very vaguely creepy to see this right after Clarence Clemmons’s death
Actual people named in songs
Songs about Apartheid
P.W. Botha
such a dirty motha
Sadly, the “Apartheid Boogie” failed to make much of an impact on the charts.
**What Are You Cooking Now?
Kelp Buds, Plankton Loaf and Sea Berries. **
All kept harvest-time fresh by Box.
Mmmmmm, I just love me some Proteins from the Sea.
Dogs running loose in my neighbourhood - how do I protect myself walking?
Could a human being eat dog and cat food and be healthy?
Not while walking.
Just don’t eat too much or you get the Logan Runs.
What causes the variable delays in emails sent to me?
Butt hair
** Is there a term to describe scenarios where an open market model wouldn’t work
Meat made from human shit - does this count as cannibalism? **
Maybe not, but I’m not buying it.
That would solve my problem - walking with a t-rex. 
What Are You Cooking Now?
Butt hair
At least, that’s what it smells like. 
What are some REALLY obnoxious things people could do?
traveling with a toddler 20+ hours advice needed
You’re off to a great start! Remember to bring his loudest toys, enlist your neighbors in sing-alongs and walk him up and down the aisle a lot.
** Lady Gaga denies Weird Al
Weird Al does Lady Ga Ga!**
Weird Al does 30 years in Folsom, has success with parody of “Prisoners Of Love”.
**Everyone needs a hobby. How weird can they get?
Share your favorite “perfect murder” plans from fiction **
Books on Lebanese Civil War and Balkan Conflict?
Children’s books that would make great live-action films
**Ketchup or Catsup?
It tastes like sin, why do people eat it? **
Because there’s nothing like slathering some nice delicious sin on something, mmmm…
Job seekers: how’s it going?
Last week, I was hospitalized after a suicide attempt
Poorly, I take it.
**What’s the word for…
What would happen if a horse landed on top of you?
**
“Splat”.