**Should I move in with my father?
I’m Baaa-aaaack!
Fellow slang aficionados
Let them eat poop! **
Hey, it’s just an expression!
How do I get rid of Drain Flies?
name this ancient weapon
It’s a blunderbuss! Aieeeee!!!
How should a teacher communicate that a child is using inappropriate language?
Landline phone
Lots better than shouting across the supermarket. “Hey Mr. Weasel! Your kid said FUCK YOU ten times today!!”
New posts:
You’re a Dick With a Time Machine-what do you do?
Summertime Sequential Threads
I don’t know, it sounds too easy with a time machine.
**Dear Sump Pump,
Should I move in with my father? **
Look, I’m just a lowly sump pump, but I think it’s a bad idea.
Super 8 is great! (boxed spoilers)
Super 8 is super lame (open spoilers)
Inevitable I know but still funny.
**Would you fuck/date/marry an (ex)stripper/prostitute/phone sex operator/porn actor/other sex worker?
Your most “Bang for the buck” purchase **
Yes, the lifetime membership is usually the best deal.
**Witty, and/or politically correct, phrases to demand silence from loquacious individuals.
“Do No Eat Raw Cake Batter”
**
Eh, needs a little work IMO.
Regarding the sensation in one’s balls looking down from high places
Why was the Air Campaign against Japan so successful
They didn’t look down?
Witty, and/or politically correct, phrases to demand silence from loquacious individuals.
I just ended my relationship with my mentally ill mother.
Neighbors burglar alarm has been sounding for a solid week
I’m Baaa-aaaack!
It’s about time. Shut off the the fucking alarm.
Bubble Tea Neti Pot (ouch)
Not Reeaaaally [connection between weight and what you eat]
You should not eat the contents of the Neti Pot.
What Would the Straight Dope Do? (Dating advice)
Would you fuck/date/marry an (ex)stripper/prostitute/phone sex operator/porn actor/other sex worker?
Maybe you should ask this on a porn site.
Witty, and/or politically correct, phrases to demand silence from loquacious individuals.
For the Doper Parents - "Go the F@%k to sleep"
**Normal things you refuse to do on a plane
Think back to the first person you had sex with. Were the two of you in love? **
No, but we joined the Mile High Club
**What movies or books do you take the “wrong” thing away from?
Gayest Scene in a Non-Gay Film
Parents, “Wow, I wish someone had warned me about that!”
I told you so! **
**What will really happen if Texas passes the TSA anti-groping bill?
Think back to the first person you had sex with. Were the two of you in love? **
It was great until I said she was “Da Bomb.”
Great Debates:
Why is counterfeiting so prevalent in China?
Glen Beck
Estimated Time Until Our Asses Get Kicked Out
Food Wars (Parents vs Children)
Two minutes until the cops are called. Ten minutes for them to get there.
"Do No Eat Raw Cake Batter"
How are people so stupid?
No food safety education.
**What’s it like living in the Seattle area?
“Do No Eat Raw Cake Batter” **
Yeah, it’s just a bunch of metrosexuals poring over cake mix labels.
**Good Horror Movies?
Thigh Massage Video? **
Dogs running loose in my neighbourhood - how do I protect myself walking?
Why were so many dinosaurs (especially predators) bipedal?
The better to scare the crap out of bad-tempered pit bulls.
**How long could you remain master of your domain?
Can you recommend any good self-help books? **
No no. The whole point is to NOT help yourself!